| Show SCOTCH AND IRISH DREAM head clerk tells tella of hla his vision of the piper and the street gang foreman there Is only one thing that I 1 envy andrew carnegie for said the head clerk and that la Is the fact that he Is able to hire an organist to wake ake him up every morning to the sound of music I 1 read that in a paper one dayed I 1 became so enamored of the idea that I 1 hired an italian to come around and grind his street piano every morning under my window mildow but the other lodgers complained so BO violently that I 1 had to gle it up but not what I 1 started to tell about aboul I 1 had bad a queer dream last night I 1 dreamed I 1 was carnegie and that I 1 had just been awakened out of a refreshing sleep deep by my scotch piper who was vms pacing up and down the wall around my castle at ninety first street and fifth avenue the scotchman was pouring his bla whole soul into the wearing of the green anything is possible in a dream you know when up came a small boy who began to suck a lemon right where the piper could see bee him the scotchman struggled bravely for a moment his features contorted in agony and then tho the tune died away into a mournful mouin ful shriek whereupon the irish foreman of a gang working out in the street produced a shotgun from somewhere and indignantly shot the piper off the wall mall yes I 1 woke up then |
