Show the Thet steamer teamer vm bvm AT morrison from new nev orleans brought upon up on friday the remains remains of capt J bowen U USA S A and his wife ife capt bowen was as stationed at new orleans during the prevalence of the late epidemic and when n hen his duties a authorized luni him to do so he left the city and went aut to pass christian there atter a tune time both boh of them sickened and died of yellow fever leaving two to children on hearin hearing of their deaths D bowen boen esq of buffalo N Y at once repaired to the south and caused the removal of th the e remains 0 of his h indred to tn baffa boffalo 0 the they y were ere given agn en in c harge charge of the amer ican ican eap exp express ress company Com piny and are now nov on their way u a by railroad to their final resting in place missouri republican vaa E stan estan an exchange relates the following story governor king kill fr of maine a large pompous gentleman was traveling a few years adoina ago in a stagecoach stage coach witla with a little frenchman whom lie he deign to notice on arriving at the hotel where they were to sleep the governor called out ina in a loud authoritative tone waiter bring me a bootjack boot jack j ack a pair pa ir of slippers a beefsteak beef steak I 1 and and a cup of coffee the little frenchman vexed at his excellences superciliousness and determined not to be outdone out done cried in his shrillest shrill est tones Va valaire taire give me two bootjack boot jack two pair sa s1 slip chairs pairs aw two beefsteak f k and two cup cafe 0 gat at a social meeting of his fellow church members among among other things each member was relating his causes for joy and sorrow sorrow when mr said in III my family of children I 1 have hare much to cause joy and also much to distress me there is my son a good reverent and dutiful boy but there is my son bill he be is an audacious scamp he left his poor grey headed father many a day ago and it has been a long time since I 1 have w e heard from him and cheni last heard from him he was way w ay up the Ga leners a dafun saw logs P I 1 Y a seven up and hoss racin but thank the lord he is making ma kang money one y by the trip sini he sister 11 yes yc he is and no mistake foa fo A good anecdote of professor agassiz is told in m a rew new volume in press at boston the P professor isor had declined to deliver a lecture before some lyceum or public society on account of tho the m in roads which previous lectures given by him had made upon his studies and habits of tb thought ought the gentlemen who had been deputed to invite him continued to press the n assuring him that the society were eie ready to pay him liberally for his services services that is is no inducement du cement to ine im replied agassiz 11 1 1 I 1 can not afford to waste my time lime in in making money ag sars SM mrs rs partington said she was once nee son struck but she has no fear of its 0 occurring occurring again is as she gave ike what x bat will do binfor him for the rest of his life for it steg NV hat is the difference between an attempted homicide and horng killi killing one is an as assault ault ii with ith attempt to kill and the ot other ier is a kill with intent to salt jeran editor in iii kansas says that the publication cation of his paper will be suspended for six weeks in order that he may visit st louis with a load of bearskin r hoop poles shingles oak bark pickled catfish ac which he has taken for subscription ile he is bound to raise the soap on them chere rh ere isa is a railroad rail road down south which runs one train a day drawn by a locomotive of about coffeepot coffee pot power powe r the conductor is so polite that if a la lady d y shouts out calr air conductor I 1 should ii like ke a drink of water he imme immediately diat e I 1 jumps off blocks the train with a stick and attends to the lad ladys y s wants A A young man stepped into in to a bookstore an and d said lie wanted to get a young Mans companion Well sir said the bookseller heres my daugh daughter tel A few days since a missouri sheriff sheri fr after making mak id a legal return to a writ added 1 I think it rii right lit for me to mention that theres th ereis no such person as john doe in the state A lawyer in one of the western courts lately threw a cane at of another er I 1 the court required him 0 0 apologize for it ile he did so and added while I 1 am 1 about it I 1 may as well apologize beforehand for throwing another cano cane at him the first chance I 1 can get A man ceases to be a good fellow the moment he refuses to do precisely what other P people wish him to do why is a dandy like a haunch of venison he ae is a bit of a buck what kin is that child to its father who is not its fathers own soni son his daughter I 1 when V he n is th the letter a like one of the united states when it is in diana indiana why is a nail fast in the wall like an old man because it is in firm what word is that to which if you add a syllable it will make it shorter short how can five persons divide five eggs gj S so that each man shall receive on one a and S till still one remain in the dish one takes the dish with the egg the woburn coburn budget thinks there has ben been c considerable wire pulling lately between betwee england and the united states |