Show person il we thought when we e took ref refuge a ge in in the th rocky mountains that all recollections ami ana 1 imputations as to our personal good looks would cease but we w e are still pursued ani our features made the th theme ewe of new perse cautions witness the following note a S L CITY jan 22 kirt KIRK ANDERSON ESQ hav haung ing learned that a committee of ladies ladi in st louis once upon a time presented you w with ith a knife as a token of the appreciation they felt for your homely features a portion of the ladus in in utah beg leavet to endorse the action of the st LOUIS louis ladies in the premises and herewith present you with a regular valley tan lan knite be believing heiing that you are eminently entitled to it yours ac MANY LADIES it is related of that great poet and wit saxe that when he was very young he nas nag horribly ugly but that on one occasion A hors lorse e kicked him flat in 1 n the face which m aich mats mab sue such h a decided change in in his mug by restoring the lineaments linea ments featt in a ino more decent shape that he has since passed for being a tolerably pod good looking man now kow 11 of our tormentors tor mentors do not let us alone cewill we vill undertake a similar desperate des parate remedy anit plunge into some corrall filled with vicious mules and tempt some of their heels in in contact with our countenance while upon this question we entirely endorse the philosophy of some ugly fillo who says if you are ever threatened with a handsome i man n an in the family just take a clothes po poun d e er T hile he is is yet in in bed and batter his head to a pumice from some cause of another handsome men are invariably asses they cultivate their hair and complexion so much that the they have no notice notime time to think of brains bythe by the time they reach thirty their heads and hands are equally soft agar again we say if you tou wish to find an intelligent man just look for one with features so rough that hatchey they might use his face for a lutee nut iBS grater 1 |