| Show HONEST a Pat Tolf Tuto Ten tonto nl philosopher knows know a thing when he be goes S st it sometimes it a man who ahas all 1 sch miles und scrapes scrape comes in my place ahas I 1 carl dander dot sturdy wheel horse who thas for right und reform I 1 ahas all mr dunder dander but I 1 knows him on eight lie ile likes to run ol of dot ward der day before dot he doan know me front from some soma sole leather der del day after he ahas elected he hat haf no use for dutch mans sometimes ahon I 1 ahas walking on der a man mp me why hullop mr dander why I 1 vas stunt thinking of you how ahas mrs dunder dot handsome und and amiable lady und how ahas shake der keenest und best poy in detroit why doan you acte come some earnings eatn ings mit your wife und play poker mit us ua why mr dander but I 1 knew who he ahas he likes to run for some gome mayor of der city two days before dot he dean let my don dog 0 run across his dooryard door yard two d days ays after he ahas mayor mavor he looks cafer at my place und says 1 I 1 wonder alas old sour krout keeps dot ranch sometimes I 1 ahas in my back yard cleanie cleaning t off dor ashes ahen a stranger rushes cafer der alley fence like some emans ahas after him hullo my old frendt carl how ahas you been hunting all cafer for you for der last three weeks und thought we hail had lost you as a citizen shake hands mister dunder neler nefer mind how dirty your hand ahas it abas der palm of an honest man say carl I 1 liko like to send end in your application tor for membership to our club we like a 1 few hi high h toned shermans Sher mans to join us its und alty siy may pe you like a place in der castoril customhouse eh you shall haf him wo we like to honor und reward such as you by der way debbe shake dot ahas enough 0 I 1 know dot mail ile ho likes to run for der legislature yesterday he goes by my door und doan doana see me I 1 ahas booch ashmall potatoes dot he could sheep right me one day after he ahas der leg legislature he squints aop his eye scratches his ear und and whispers carl dunder carl dunder seems like I 1 hear dot name somewhere ali ah yes it thas der name on a canal boat sometimes I 1 ahas alone in my place und a stranger comes in good day mr dunder dander am I 1 right in supposing I 1 ahas in der office of der hon carl dunder dander late of shermany und der deran U dimate prince bismarck Uis marck ali ah glad to hear it mr dunder der government Gofern ment has instructed me to call on you und offer you a place on der interstate inter state steamboat commission we like to honor der millions of sher mans in america und you abas selected above all I 1 like to say further borther for ther mr dander dot in case der secretary of war tenders ills his resignation you dot ahas all I 1 read him like some books he likes to run for member of congress I 1 meet him lots of times before und he looks right oater my head if I 1 meet him der next day after he ahas in congress 0 und try to shake hands mit him he be draws back it ahas cart carl dunder dander dumber dumber yes I 1 ahas to be on oil some steamboat commission you know duncan dumber dumit my frendt I 1 doan hear of you you ahas d doubtless on bass in some torchlight parade e tor for me but I 1 set ern cm aop for you go away mister dummy und let gnp a little on dot limburger cheese und sometimes a man comes in my place ridout auy any smiles or bows on him ahas I 1 carl dunder dander I 1 say mister dunder I 1 like torun to run fur for constable if you pan can git gif me your I 1 like it I 1 can call promise not lings 9 but I 1 try to do my duty und make mak e a good officer und he ahas der only honest man in all der dee crowd detroit free press |
