| Show P E 0 DL cats ci CHEEK HE E K jj I 1 vow row me H insulted a poor woman to win her Nelch bors custom mrs dollinger dolling moved the other day while waiting 21 for the dray the fuini ture tuie was scathe scattered red about the yard she was looking critically at some spots in the varnish on a bedstead which was w leaning against the house and wondering what would remove them when a I 1 young man came along on the sidewalk stopped and began fumbling in a small band satchel ratael as he said in a loud clear voice 1 I air ah madam I 1 arrived a at t just tile the ri right ight moment I 1 was never more op I 1 am selling a preparation here at fifty cents a bottle which will knock knocked cm em every time sir exclaimed mrs dollinger sir what do you mean no offense madam no offense I 1 assure you you be afraid ot of it because you see it is warranted to do it they cant live when it is around you are arc insulting sir returned mr dollinger with warmth as she noticed some of the neighboring women putting pulling their heads out the windows cautiously 11 you yoa dont go on I 1 shall call a police mant 11 no occasion for ia it madam no casion casion whatever you see were all liable to have em cm they will get in madam probably they were in the house before you moved in youre not to blame but there is nothing permanent about em madam when you have my sir if you dont go on I 1 shall scream dont do it madam dont do it AI As 1 I was saying you brict 11 some of my Ast Astonish anisher cr ind find or housekeeping kebin made egiy and it will fetch 1 ena cm at one application take the bottle thus madam and apply with willi a feather guaranteed not to injure the most highly polished surface no necessity of resorting to kerosene corrosive cos ive sublimate or jabbing C lem em with a sharp stick I 1 notice some spots on oil your bedstead madam evidently been trying truid 0 to drown ern em out with hot water the plan is crude madam remarkably mar kably crude one bottle of my and of which I 1 have the honor of being the inventor patentee and manufacturer applied with a common hens feathergill feath feather erwill will do more towards giddin ridding the promises premises of em tala than a whole niagara of hot water if I 1 may be allowed the expression dont depend lonc longer e r on trying cl to harpoon emrith em Kith a fork J beg of I LI L y 6 u but jn invest e S t the small email sum of all ah going are you he continued as mrs dollinger flopped into the house with her face very red well goodday good day then if youre bound to live with P eni em 1 cant help it but I 1 think the other ladles ladies on this block look at the matter quite differently then he went on aud and sold twelve bottles before lie got out of the nei neighborhood chicago tribune Tri buns |
