Show A JERSEY CYCLONE the which make jr alf worth is a about a cy cyclone which at buco appeals to the sensibilities of alic uninitiated during the prevalence of one of these lung which visited our town without license or tho services of an ad vanco agent I 1 occupied a position an uninterrupted view of the proceedings could bo maintained as I 1 thought without being crowded or assailed by tho peanut shucks from the gallery I 1 had read the stica tiona of prophet from timo to time and waited py opportunity to occur uld 11 ll oid g allt 1 f ono of her boss cyclones this species of entertainment always finds more patronage outside tho homo circle than within il i 1 a malignant typo of alio outside ah T which is by fir wilder than alio wild at wild west bhoj that was ever bl wn across tho area of our territory wit i a long haired leader the average 0 t of door perennial show which co acs identified with em blazoned fenc posters can usually bo run off a canvas covering something TOO 0 alian an aero of cornfield corn field but you nt crowd alio after attraction of one of march visitors into t n times that amount of space free shows always draw better than tho which charge an admission this is why alio jersey cyclone has I 1 ian so successful of late I 1 I 1 leavo been saved and di honor of a lawsuit law suit ditl my hayseed hay seed by a moans which I 1 know providence alono ordained specially to servo my purpose ahli man had concluded last haying time to space by building n liay rick my house in lucli a to obscure iho light from tho bat ba t window I 1 owned while I 1 was on my way to consult a lawyer about the matter 1 saw the sky taking on an olive then tho lust rose up about for a while and tried to down again so did f try to settle down but alo cy clodo caught ami hung mo against a rail fence with great playful nass and I 1 biad scarcely become disentangled from the rails when I 1 aw my neighbors hayrick hay rick sailing like a balloon abobo me and notwithstanding my devotion to gatli cring up my lost energies I 1 watched tho great cone shaped masa wending its way across he ink liori ton anil became happy 1 heard several days later eliat it was still traveling in a southeasterly south easterly direction there is another aboud jersey cyclone it its own confidant yon never know it is coming but you may best expect it when old denies its approach havo had an of eight days with this stylo of grand uncertainty and been taught to realize that a cyclone is advancing when the sav assumes a genuine bath brick huo this is caused by the peculiar tint of tho jersey soil when it rises gives the sky this color I 1 give you ho tip so that you will not think you have struck n when you are caught unawares and thrown within reach of the burliest bur liest bulldog bull dog in town washerwoman washerwomen Washer women in our district hava become despondent and morose of lato anco the march zephyr can strip more aholo washes from their lines than twice number could hang out ilcia fact never became more pa apparent to me than when first advised of a shirt bearing tho initials A W M having been found clinging to a cur rant bush on a farm in au adjoining county tho loss of the shirt wa was s net so barbul identity with it our pet spaniel has not been home for three days iio was last seen bucking against the wind a anilo away from our friendly abado having been carried off on the breeze while trying to tree a cat the cat has also disappeared and it is believed glio is still clinging to tho blizzard and afraid to drop off I 1 hiis asked to civo an estimate of how fast tho cyclone was traveling on ono of its best days being somewhat excited with the experience of tho day before I 1 replied in an unguarded moment seventeen milan per minute this estimate printed in tho daily visitor the day following as coming from an authority I 1 felt torn up I 1 saw ouch an assertion credited to bic and was compelled to publish a contradiction in the next issue to tho effect that alio wind at the tin was actually traveling thirty eight miles wr ccone when you feel disposed to gato into tho truo inwardness of tho jenuine jersey cyc louo you want to banish from your mind all the prejudices caused bv the often told jalcs of the western blizzard and down tor something worth your waste of vitality if you have punched gandiaga gand baga and spent years of hardship with the coast patrol then you may feel inspired with confidence to you to braca up to the occasion otherwise stay at home and bury yourself against the cellar furnace and to alic kolian rhapsodies as they aro wafred wafted to your car through tho draft pipe extending to the chimney A jersey cyclone b thing to look at a noble thing to pet mixed up in and ono of tho most thorough exponent of scientific rough and tum blo thumping that you ever camo in contact with and batides betides all this it gives voa the largest number of dislocated and fence gates to hunt jiin of any thing of a similar nature which I 1 could augg cst IF manku rick in A wellington danl paper aya have cut down about ono hundred and fall creek diaff county during the past and built A complete dam aarom th abay cut some trec eighteen inches in diameter and floated their logs scarly mile down tho abream they against dry weather bj the and backing tho I 1 waitr 0 o it will not ran oat |