Beaver Press | 1914-11-27 | Page 7 | But Not on That Machine

BUT NOT ON THAT MACHINE MACHINE girl had H a d right to balk on joy ride that homely escort had prom ased to give her lie was the homeliest hom homel eliest lest man she eho had ever met but almost his first sentence sen won her heart it was ill come around some thursday and take you out in the machine 11 oh she twittered picking a hair from hla his coat collar what thursday mr fr Dick docker ilow how does some thursday next week suit you he replied ph oh the first please she ex claimed that thursday she stood with her new auto coat on waiting at the parlor window for two hours 1 I realize hes ugly as sin aln and has fourteen gold teeth she mused but with wind goggles on he surel surely y wont look so BO bad and hell probably keep his mouth shut on account of the dust there was a sudden chugging he she breathed lie ile stopped it at the curb he was a 8 seated on a dusty du s ty motorcycle in with an extra seat scat behind lie he rank tile the bell Is miss at home he inquired no replied tile the maid she just went out the back way detroit free press