| Show THE ROYAL G ar GE mrs twitters Twit little dissertation on mothers joy in preparing Pre parin g the great dinner she seem to take a very enthusiastic thus thusia lastic view of the matter but there was a pason fason P f ason for her well expressed grouch 41 A YES ES maam said mrs airs dump bump weather the iniece pie la Is loaded and the deadly conflict between peace and comfort on one sido eldo and pain and pepsin on the other la Is about to be performed the coming thursday will witness our great epicurean festival which might be technically termed the royal gorge 11 im not specially keen to listening to any sentimental ravings about the day said mrs airs twitter with her usual suspicious and refrigerated tone of voice its put in the calendar to pester us all autumn brings us every kind of a misery it can pick up and lug home after which we are cordi cordially ay invited to gather together and be thankful thanksgiving day like matrimony Is a good loke joke you vawn pawn the family jewels to send the kid child to an expensive school blow one you cavern into the recesses of a dark clothes closet and disinter your furs they are somewhat deader than they were ever dead before in fact they are not fur at all lia ha ha they are merely skin what has been swat two tho the first cold day blows in and the radiator of the motor car freezes up sneezes once and calmly expires slam three grand opera start stars q collect but father cant so you dont go to the opera grief four we are certainly drifting tar far away from tho the sweet and spirit of holidays said mrs Bump weather the good old days are dead and why are they good asked mrs twitter they are good because they are old and because they are lead dead cant you hear bear our great grand I 1 for weeks she made mince pie pic mothers about new 1 il as and all that dont you suppose they were roaring about the dear old times that had bad passed up to late date though thong 11 you ore are my y lamb with your slit silt skirt and rubber buttons TR your tango shoo sales eoles 3 your our chin strap on your little bonnet and your brwn interpretation of the castle walk even you my love will some time belong to the good old times E even von thus agreed mrs airs bump weather yven even so ITIs truth I 1 vow ut I 1 shall chall belong to my illy own old limes I 1 shall not be classed with my illy grandmothers old time I 1 shall keep with UW thu elixir of the present moment do you know I 1 think our thanksgiving days are really much nicer than those old ones onea I 1 cant see sea anything particularly roaring jolly about exploring to church through throe three feet of snow and meeting a flap gent carrying a wild turkey all the thanksgiving pictures are like ilka that but continued mrs twitter do they ever tell about dear mother and what sort of a time she had bad for weeks she made mince meat and stewed pumpkins and during the summer she sweltered sheltered ered over the fire to make the jelly imagine the thankfulness ness in her he heart art when she saw whole days of hard bard work gobbled up at one meal ilow how charming to have all the little folk around the house bouse yes maam but what about sweeping up the mud tracks afterwards and plucking raisin seeds off the best hair cloth fur furniture alture W ma wil i cold cloths claths on her brow and washing up the tons of dishes i mother iother did not sit before tho the fireplace and d tell stories sho she was putting little cotton blankets on her burnt thumbs for basting a turkey Is perilous business let me tell you how jolly it was to crack nuts too but where was mother oh she was waa busy some where yes we a recollect now slit she wap wa putting a cold cloth on her throb bing brow she had to pull herself to gether so as to havo have strength enough to serve a bit of supper afterward they have the movies then to furnish them with recreation said I 1 mrs Bump weather or theaters or tango dances visiting and eating were about the best they could do and after all more fun full than any anything else give me time to get up a good old fashioned dinner and I 1 ean can have the me biggest spread of my sweet mid ile dle aged life compare such a meal to anything you can get downtown or at any country club my aly child theres nothing equal ta it and it is really a lark to cook it 1311 rem remarked arced mrs Twit tei mrs airs Bump weather said nothing ws as if she meant tt it blythers blithers nil BlI exclaimed mrs twitter again mrs Bump weather slipped her liand hand through mrs airs titters arm youre tired little one said she when the enthusiasm gets out of your system its a sure sign that some other less pleasant microbe has crept in you cant afford to let yourself slip away like that youve rot got to keep heep holding on ani and feell feeling ng cicen about human events and being interested cheu avei if youre mending a pair of your olo old mans I 1 trousers or picking the roast beet beef bones for hash come and e i t your thanksgiving dinner with me wont you honey mrs twitter wriggled about in a naive shy twist supposedly to inexpressible joy what for did I 1 do all that talk asked she little tommy tucker sang for his supper but id rather growl for mine and she said eald it without ut the show of bhame |
