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Show Example is better than precept. Syntax - the duty on distilled spirits. Prejudice is opinion without judgment. Intemperance destroys reason, health and happiness. Moderate drinking is perilous. Total abstinence is a safe remedy. Prove all things, hold fast to that which is good. Intemperance calls up unnatural lust and passion. The true secret of happiness is to make others happy. The finest street in the city of Constantinople is said to be only 20 feet wide. "My wife," remarked Fitznoodle, "is fairly crazy over the fashions. She's got the delirium treturnins." "Did you know," said a cunning Gentile to a Jew, "that they hang Jews and jackasses together in Poland?" "Indeed retorted Solomon; " den inish vell dat you and I ish not dare." Timoleon comes home with a hat that sinks down over his nose. His wife is horrified. "But that thing don't fit you at all, my dear." "I know it don't, and I told the hatter so. But he showed me his gold medal, and what could I do." |