Show THE STANDARDS convulsions that paper th threat r en el with brain rever fever in in the stomach f sept 7 1891 I 1 read with much interest in tile the orden oilen standard fur for S sept 5 an at ai tide headed it makes us tirell roo pool standard I 1 pitty you such tired feel feelings ing stare hrc abw always v t sins of premature decay now nov lis listen tell to its woes ivock tile the little flurry of excitement C cit I 1 oyer the discovery of mineral mi near the lead head of middle fork canyon has thrown tile writers on oil the two logan 0 semi weeklies into sixteen kind of convulsions which break out in tile the most unexpected places and with the most ludicrous in manifestations boil 0 tempora 0 mores 1 oh I Es ku lapius ob celsius did you ever see the like Six sixteen teea kinds of convulsions which break out in tit the most unexpected places and with the mott mot luli ludicrous crous macii manifestations festa t ions dear standard try to bt w brave and comfort yourself with the fact that tha such tsuch u unheard na ie of manifestations would have seared scared the wits out of minds than yours thank than heaven you ll 11 ore of if shock vl we e real read ol 01 onTie altheir A Their ir is a talented lady editor of the JOURNAL abusing ogdan with tremendous dous virulence ellec because tile the weber ber county people think it a to loc locate aca a town on oil this side ozithe cache count v line lille N now ow this is tile alie old oil S standard I 1 a itself ag a ajai of course tile the q town should bV located in weber county counts irrespective 1 of the alie disadvantages to the ini mines ties 11 in cache county Colli ltv tiro preposterous ideal wo 0 fail to see ce in ill this plain businesslike business like proposition propos the purpose of the IOUI A T 8 batill biting S sarcasm ar cas i I 1 i why human giunia ri or rather lium human nt weak weakness na 9 on oil your your pa part r t mr r clafy v lard ard sonic some people always llant hava a sharp eve eye to their r own interest and when tile aliey infringe on alj 11 ebors rights right conception of is ra 11 11 C seen seems 8 to tit lie perceptibly L I 1 ti tiley they fail t 0 sep ri 1 wounds us X ahe fuiek now ow mr Stan daril I 1 please ire be c compo it lp oed o ed cd there that s a dear they chev say that tile the fo seems cellis deeply pained perhaps it alibi i true sto ninel i ic pain when the 1 4 ali his intended victim scorns t ili his fond advices advises and liis his repeated repeats assertions of deep re rc ard for ti als lambs interests all and well being 0 now don t stare at me like that mr standard dard 44 such esq lii ite irony we ire are arc not a no accustomed custori I 1 ed please al mr r standard I 1 try t r to t 0 fiand a lid it try to swallow it if it shou d 1 hurt you vol a little bit you vou might altale take a few of lady websters webster s abter a ter dinner b iliner pills anil ani should they ail if to relieve you tr try v some old re mlle rough 0 on oil rats and consign your sufferings 0 boob to oblivion fo forever fore revor vCr we pray it t in mercy to abstain it will lion hon st standard only try anil and keep keel y your ur fill fingers ers out of the cache county pie if tile cache count county y miners I 1 dont want to move no one will compel them to there eliat thatis a sullivans right hander bander viat profound truth and wisdom oh h standard you are a socrates won t this northern li light ailt have the lie kindne sito mind its own business indeed indeed it will mr fr standard ar 1 it always I 1 does docs but somehow Eom chow tle the people af qt cache county count lute liate to to see cc a nugio in ill their caterin watermelon edoll patch I 1 will avill not trouble the reader IN it anymore any more of the ogden 00 den standards dards but we hope holle and pray that tho the 0 ogden den standard may inay not become h confirmed hypochondriac only there t to bu be very little alij liepe of its iti speedy recovery as the baua of its disease is ia incurable because the standards coveted ore from la plata is all being 6 I 1 iv by way of logan 1 oan o an precious standard tr try y ta to get tl that t at loo c screw in ill your wonderful brain mechanism ti tightened likened re s p trully yours T K V |