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Show A Bad Boy. Johnnie is a had East End boy. Ho Is never so happy as when annoying somebody. Ho Is old enough to play practlcil Jokes on the household, and his favorite victim Is Mary, tbe faithful faith-ful domestic. Last Monday Mary's mlstross camo Into tho kitchen It was early In tho morning and found poor Mury storming storm-ing about with her best clothes on. 'Why, Mary," sho cried, "what is tht matter? Whero nro you going?" "I wns golu' to church, ma'am, "said Mary, "To church! On Monday morning?" "Yes, ma'am, I was." 'But how could that happen?" "It was Master Johnnie, ma'am. Ho wnr-r-kod mo wld last year's calendar, ma'am, an' ml' me I drained that yesterday yes-terday was Sunday." A imI Master Johnnie will bo sent to church twice next Sunduy as a fitting punishment. |