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Show The Profiteer. President Thanklln of Wesleyan university was cbndemnlng the profiteer. "I know a college professor," he said, "who was disturbed at his frugal supper one night by a suspicious noise in the cellar. "The professor put down his porridge por-ridge spoon and stole down the cellar cel-lar stairs. Suddenly an electric torch was flashed on him, and the shadowy figure behind the torch said: " 'It's all right, professor. It's onh me.' " " 'Me?' the professor muttered. "'Sure me the provision man, ye know, leavln' yer week's provisions.' "Thereupon the professor gave a great start, and held his hands up higher still." : ' |