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Show JKS, r. Ok, taa. Very Simple Lady 1 am returning the clock yoa sold me because It does not keep cor- rect time. Clerk It ls8 a good time-keeper, J madam. Ven de llddle han' iss on four, an de clock strikes twelve, It Iss nlways nine o'clock- damp days, sudden - changes in weather, or exposure expos-ure to a draft m?.kcs joints ache, there is always quick relief in Bayer Aspirin. It makes short work of headaches or any little pain. Just as effective in the more serious suffering from neuralgia, neuritis, rheumatism or lumbago. No ache or pain is ever too dctp-seated for Bayer Aspirin to relieve, and it does not affect the' heart. All druggists, with proven directions for various uses which many people have found invaluable in the relief of pain. Aplrin U the tTio mark of Barer Mnufctura ot Monotcctieacideatcr of alic7licotd The Vital Question Mrs. Benham He has been disappointed disap-pointed lu love. Benham How long has he been married? r 3P Acidity The common cause of digestive difficulties diffi-culties Is excess acid. Soda cannot alter this condition, and It burns the stomach. Something that will neutralize neu-tralize the acidity is the sensible thing to tale. That Is why physicians tell the public to use rhillips Milk of Magnesia. One spoonful of this delightful preparation prep-aration can neutralize many times Its volume In acid. It acts Instantly; relief re-lief Is quick, and very apparent. All gas is dispelled; all sourness is soon gone; the whole system is sweetened. Do try this perfect anti-acid, and remember re-member It Is Just as good for children, too, and pleasant for them to take. Any drug store has the genuine, pre-scriptional pre-scriptional product. pMLMFS of Magnesia |