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Show RIDDLES What do we often catch yet never see? A passing remark. Why 13 Ireland like a bottle? Because Be-cause there Is a Cork In It Why Is a watch like a river? It never runs without winding. Why Is the letter Y like 9 inches! Because it is the fourth part of a yard. Which Is heavier the new moon or the full moon? The new moon, because be-cause the full moon is lighter. What Is there ubout a housf; that seldom falls, but never hurts the occupant occu-pant whea It does? The rent. What Is the difference between a blind man and a sailor In prison 7 Ooe cannot see to go and the other can't o to sea, Why Is the roadbed laborer on a railroad like a huntod bear In the mountains? Because he makes tracks for his life. |