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Show SSmileAiubili No Apology Jane "Would you be insulted if that good looking stranger offered you some champagne?" Joan "Yes, but I'd probably swallow the insult." Oh, Her! Harry "She sure gave you a dirty look." Pete "Who?" Harry "Mother Nature." - Ready To Kun Mistress "If my husband should bring some friends home to dinner tonight, are you prepared?" pre-pared?" Cook "Yes, ma'am. My bag is already packed." Not Too Fresh Co-ed "I'd like to see the captain cap-tain of this ship." Sailor "He's forward, Miss." Co-ed-"That's aU right. This is a pleasure trip." One Alan Job "Would you call 'or help if I tried to kiss you?" "Do you need help?" A Poet At a formal dance a sophomore discovered that he was standing on his lady friend's train. He had the presence of mir.d to remark: "Though I may not have the power pow-er to draw an angel from the skies, I have pinned one to the earth." She excused him. Too Mushy "And after he kissed you three times, then what?" "Well then he began to get sentimental." |