Show Efficiency Expert Qualifies for lor Job Professor Blotter who made something something something some some- thing of a name for himself by designing designing de- de signing a potato for t the e res restaurant res- res trade has Just been retained by a large hotel at a very flattering fee as efficiency expert My liMy first moves moves' upon assuming my new office were to assure the complete complete com com- piete comfort and safety of the guests said Blotter For their comfort I immediately substituted in each room Individual l' l squares square's s of sheet iron In place of the customary starched towels These These will willbe willbe be easier and softer on the face and less likely to crack in half haIt under pres pressure press pres' sure lure sure The matter of safety WaS WaS- was a more serious concern For example I learned that Just prior to my arrival a guest had Jumped from a window on the sixteenth story What did you do I asked naked The obvious thing replied Blotter I ordered all aU the windows barred above the fifteenth Simple Simpie 1 he asked I Very I agreed Kansas Kansas City Star |