Show I When the sixty-seventh sixty congress I meets meets at the capitol in Washington t the c makeup of both the house an and and I senate will be decidedly republican that there will be but one party to tob b blame ame for any mistakes that may be made mada to Th There re are republicans democrats in the house house- of representatives a republican plurality of In the Senate th the plurality is 22 with 59 republicans and 37 democrats demo demo- c ats It will be a great chance then for the republican party to stay in inVer break itself p power Ver or comple completely ely The Thc problems ems now now- confronting congress c are taxation enforcement o of the prohibition laws and the peace treaty In th their ir platform the republicans republicans pledged a revision of the thc tax laws a simplification of the income tax tax I returns system and the th crea creation iop of of a tax taxi board As both parties pledged ledged themselves to repeal the the excess excess ex- ex cess c ss profit tax action on it may may be looked for T The e prohibition prohibition prohibition tion question was ignored in the platform and the peace treaty received received re- re honorable mention Judging them from the republican p plurality J- J in Congress the pledges of the thc party a and ld the sentiment conveyed cd from I Itie the tie press we will have a change in JI taxes t It is hoped that the thc tax will be b 06 based on things we vie have to have but bu dont don't want very bad and more moreon more moreon on other articles that we do not need but want most most Next comes th the fI i simplification of of the the income tax system It would d be a asha shame to destroy destroy destroy des des- troy such an intricate system but it certainly would cut down the l I high cost of living hying to have hava a a system whereby a human being beine or firmI firm I could figure out ouk outa a w way y of showing the government in debt to them without spending g all their taxable t. i income c me for for the hiring hiring of of experts Ifa Ifa If Ifa a a simple understandable system lis is Worked k g ou out and used the republican an party will have ga gained the strained strained- affections affections- of all those unfortunate unfortunate un un- fortunate enough to have had in incomes incomes incomes in- in comes comes in the past This undoubted undoubtedly ly will be for th the proposed tax board d' d to accomplish The claims of the dry advocates show the increase of about abou 40 dry congressmen and andi more difficulties for those with that undying thirst I But the peace treaty It is to o tobe be hoped hope that all alII other important business business busi busi- bUSi 1 ness neSSI i. i has been disposed of satisfactorily t rily before Congress takes kes' kes up the debate From all appearances i the discussions will take from then on and on andi and on May we all live to see sec a. a settlement We arc are all out to make money nor is there anything reprehensible in that fact Wise Vise old Sam Johnson said There arc are few occupations in which men can be more harmlessly employed employ employ- ed than in making money moneys r f. r. r e i VV How much of yourself are aie are you you youl to sell seil for money money Woula Would you sell your health for Jor all the thc money money money mon mon- ey iii in the world Would you die twenty years before your time a ai m Harr Harriman man did didor or spends your your o. o old as age e dr drinking drinking n ing hot eater n t a as iJ John D Dj IJ 4 Rockefeller f t We Ve all want that which money mone will buy comforts independence luxuries Some of us want mow more than others that they might revel in ire power and false glory The height pf perfection a as regards ideal lif life life is continent o wh makes kes in contentment for fori one onel m make make- k f l ig tery ry with another which is not serious serious serious seri seri- ous except when occurs in the same family Ex Exit Exit- jEnt r L' L v ti 1 V. 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J T I And everyone's shared in inthe the loot loot We Ye shall pause when pause when our last cent centis is squandered squandered- An Ana say sad a-sad lii sob Weve eve done with the old rotten system tem tem- Now I wonder who'll a i ii ive v ti us us Iti a ajob job ob t u riot S 4 g v t I t fAnd f j 1 And those who were bosses will be I bosses They will sit in iq Masters Master's chair Although they they'll h hove have ve nothing for b breakfast a fa t r. r v v vi S 1 I t They The will wil wander w through th all of r the Mansions Where the Leaders once thronged in the Hall They will vill ring to h have ve dinner dinner- at seven But no ut no one will answel their call call And only the thc People will suffer And only the the- people will weep And no one will work for money And no one one- will SOW or or reap reap But each in in his corner will shiver I And think how- how much better they fare With this System of Having All t Nothing Than the Old Old- One One- of of- Ern Your Share Own Own Babson Babson e I I DONT DON'T t lily My parents taught me e not to smoke moke I I. don dont t. t I Nor listen to a a. naughty a joke I I. don dont t. t They make it it clear le r i I must nO at at pretty girls girl or even think thinka a a about about about a- a bout i intoxicating drink I I dont To dance i l L II dont v Wild youth love women wine and song 5 I II If dont I kiss kiss' no girls not even eve on one I do not know know how how it is don You wouldn't think 1 II I have much fun I dont Rob Robert Robert rt G. 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