Show TIIE PICNIC I PI i Ili nit pic-nit is u a phu-i phu where l II people Olle Till go 0 to tn relax iii lI s-nul s hit w hut hug family iv i is no 1 place on onearth earth wh le the tin habits ant and pcr l onal eccentricities of the rin null and n tI h hug bug can In lu lit studied t to greater reater advantage HI e thou than at ut a t picnic when Iun the Ow tablecloth has hns h been n laid directly dIrectly di directly dI- dI over o a smoldering tart nut hill hili are alC held Jn h JJ the summer time when whim the grass Is tong long IOn and stud green and aad im insect life is more animated Great care I 1 Is taken to read rend the weather forecast forecast forecast fore fore- I cast rind and pick out a lay day that winds up in a moist rainstorm This teaches us that the United States weather bureau Tit wits Look AT TieM wio LIFT TE SOMEBODY CLOUDS CLOUDS- WERE LID OFF E A GONNA A WA kAW TF S1 M JAM 3 oa t tEI y EI T MY HAT 14 MI 1 err rall l C Cc c- c The Man Who Is First to Get to the Table but Never Can See Anything to Do Except Prophesy Rain and Fight Flies which is supported by the patient perspiring perspiring per per- taxpayer er Is a lugubrious and 1 agonizing joke If congress would quit distributing free garden seeds and give e out trust trustworthy barometers instead In Instead In- In stead fewer picnic parties would have to be hauled home In a hack and wrung dr dry by br anxious parents In the the dead of the night Picnics aI are e composed of p people who go and people who provide Wh Why Is IsIt IsIt I It that so man many people are able to go goto goto goto to picnic after picnic and never have to furnish nn anything but a bubbling I laugh and two baking powder power spoons 1 The Injustice of this arrangement has rankled le Ju I m many nY a feminine breast lucast and aril I las cati l g g. g neighbors to refuse speak to o fo- fo each other except at HI prayer meeting There is Iii also all th the theman theman man who ulio Is first to get to the table hl but never ne can see fec an anything to do o except ex- ex exi except except ex ex- i prophesy rain and aull fight fig flies files That we eve are ure a a humane null and tender hearted people is shown u by the fact that these two classes are always alvars welcome anil are re oven even given gi some ome of the white while whiten n teat Men rJ are arr l invited t to picnics on mt account ac acv l'-C l' count coast of their lovable attributes fiU and ability tr to produce a n lire fire mout m out of soaked mailed brush A picnic with without out a n few fi fc w ml men ti to un build Ill the lire tIre and anden en oaf all nil of the flu surplus potato salad would 11 be ho n q greater i nt failure than an attempt attempt at at- lC tempt to lo sell cl envelope pc chemises on the African coa coast U Unmarried men are much sought rafter after I at nt picnics as they they- ow how haw how to hang a hammock and nl also how III to themselves there here in One Oue p of nc the most pathetic sights In lIf life Is a q picnic party part composed entirely entire entire- en tire tire- I ly of old maids mald who have haw no more more use for a hammock th than n a n bald headed bald m man luau n has for asel a 8 set fel of military brushes Picnics would bo he more popular 1 It if thc they were h hold held ld on high dry ground where the death chant of ot the coarse n aggressive mosquito could not be heard Copyright n nv 0 |