Show HAPPY THOUGHT Young Cholly ChoUy Sappington is no not so stupid as I thought him What caused you to change your Ur opinion His behavior when my motor car broke down twenty miles from the city You dont don't mean to say he could do anything to help Oh yes es He strolled with the ladies ladles la la- dies of the party to a spring nearby and gave me mo a chance to do a little plain and ra fancy cy swearing Grateful for the HintI Hint HintI Hint I wish to marry your daughter sir You Why you dont don't ma mate maKe e enough to keep her in hats Is that so Then do me a favor favor will you Just make your refusal good and strong and let me back out grace grace- fully I might be able to make her happy but its it's a cinch Id I'd never be A HOT ONE Pr IP tH tHe e Charley I I am aw am aw think thinking ing seriously of going of-aw-going aw going to work Miss Cutting Hintz Better Hintz-Better Better hurry up and start working before you tire Ure yourself yourself your your- self all out thinking about it Little Pitchers Pop cant can't the poor poor tiger see anything anything anything any any- thing What tiger Uger The blind tiger where Uncle Fred said you had been to His Reasons Reasons- J They say the widower who has Just married again was all broken up when his first wife died That is why he was so a anxious to tobe tobe tobe be repaired That May Account for It Why are are the women walking with witha a sl slump ump or a slouch It may be they are trying to make those short skirts come a trifle nearer nearer nearer near near- er the ground Then He Said Good GoodNight Mr Gude When Gude-When When I was a kid kidI I used to ring doorbells and then run away Miss Kutting Hintz And Hints And now you ring them and stay Giving Credit A talker talked the best he could About our faults And If It he hasn't made us good goodHe's goodlIe's lIes He's proved most t Do you know said the giddy young maid that I dont don't believe I could ever ever learn to love a man Our Ideas seem inclined to shoot the same chute rejoined the sarcastic sarcas sarcas- tic tie youth Im positive that I couldn't either HE KNEW i Ir t War Var Correspondent l 1 understand under under- stand stani that the tho soldiers haven't been pal paid for tor four tour weeks Second War Correspondent Well Correspondent Well ts been longer than that since they earned anything A Hopeless Case Long Long Long-I I say old chap Id I'd like to use that 10 you borrowed of me last week Are you In a position to let mo me have haveIt It Short Sorry Short Sorry but I lost my position I day before yesterday PI One Thing Lacking Now that you have havo a new engage engage- I ment ring said the first dear girl of course ours you are perfectly happy happy- replied dear girl No No not quite found out what it cost 2 a. I ha haven't mt ret J w MOVE Mrs Close Pm Close Im I'm writing to ask the Browns to meet the Joneses here hero at dinner and to the Joneses to meet the Browns We Wa owe them both you know Close Close But But Ive I've heard that they've Just quarreled and dont don't speak Mrs Close I Close I know They'll refuse and anti we wont won't have to give a dinner party a at tall all a Evidently Off Again Are you still sUll on the the water wagon How low can you ask that I hope I haven't offended you Not at all But haven't you noticed noticed noticed no no- the tho marked improvement In my temper during the past few days Very Mean He has a mean disposition hasn't he I should say so Hes He's the kind of a aman aman aman man who'll rake in a pot Jack on a bluff blurt and then after hes he's stacked up the he chips will spread out four hearts und and a spade for everybody to look at at atHer Her Position Assured Her social position is fully assured isn't it Dear me yes She told me the theother theother theother other day confidentially that she had now gotten to the point where she could snub her best friends without Injury Judge Quickly Defeated You say this western statesman styles himself Tornado Bill Yes Among his constituents hes he's the tho big wind but by the time he reaches Washington his velocity has spent itself and becomes a feeble whisper H His Is Excuse Cholly Deah Cholly-Deah Deah me Algy why do you youaw smoke aw aw smoke those Algy Im I'm Im I'm so beastly so-aw-beastly aw beastly absentminded absentminded absentminded absent- absent minded deah boy I have to smoke them as a when its it's time fob toh me to to aw aw doncher know All Around Smith got It Jt going and coming In Inthe inthe inthe the meeting last night How so He was squarely attacked and roundly denounced It Sounds That Way This sounds paradoxical w Witt What bt is It 1 when he wants to o show th that t t he ne feels like a boy in his teens cuts up like sixty j Is Bangs of oC an turn Is he Why he can laugh while hes he's playing solitaire 5 An Earnest Seeker Man lolan proposes began the parson But the spinster waved her fan tan And the congregation giggled when She asked Where Is the man 7 Heartless Frankness You must admire a man who always always al al- a- a ways tells the truth Senator I dont don't know replied Sorghum sometimes such a person Is merely intellectually Indolent and selfishly indifferent to peoples people's feel teel- ings I Appropriate Philosophical Guest Talk Guest Talk about the psychology of eating eating eating-By By the way my dear clear madam what have you in that covered dish Hostess Hotes timidly timidly timidly-I I think if It is a asole asole asole sole sir All Clear Now my lad I hope you have some clear and well defined f Idea ea as to what you want to be in iii life That means everything to a young man I know It uncle I want to be a doctor or a lawyer or something like that Back Rack From the ti-ia Honeymoon She She Now Now my dear we v-e v must face this his problem Shall we in the suburbs or the city He You He-You You mean live darling Dont Don't forget that on my present salary we cant can't settle anywhere Judge Her Ide Idea of It His Wife Wife Wife-I I just know my new dress doesn't look at all neat and stylish Her Husband What Husband What makes you think hink so BO His wife Because wife Because It is too comfortS comfort D able ble |