Show Just a Little Sarcastic A certain popular statesman wh who has a great reputation as an after alter dinner speaker was one evening entertaining enter taming a party of congenial friends He was at his best But even he had to take breath and as he paused momentarily mo mOo to do so one of his bis friends trends suddenly straightened up in his chair and in a most Impressive manner laid said Old man you might have pneumonia monia and recover you might have fever and and recover you might have f smallpox and recover but but he he shook i a warning finger solemnly solemnly solemnly-hU if you ever ver get the lockjaw you'll burst 3 Chicago Tribune |