Show oo I r I I JOSEPHINE fl i r frH At DODGE a D r WI DASKAM DASKAM v-DASKAM 1 I HT C t V ps a aTHE I r RIC OtI THE WOMAN WHO VHO BRIBED HER NIECE There was once a Woman who had hall Two Nieces One Day she he Called them Both to her and arid Spoke as follows If you w will ll Remove those Birds from your Hats she said I will give Each of or You a beautiful Live Bird BinI in tn a Neat Cage They will vil Carol Caroland Iud and Twitter all Day and andOU you OU will vilI ill Not have the Debasing Consciousness of having Destroyed the Life of a Living Creature Moreover j by Trimming Trim Trim- ming ining your Hats with Ribbon Loops ou OU will ll Present a h far noi I Appearance ranee If anything Disgusts a Man it is the Cruelty of Women in inthis inthis this Regard l I shall be Glad to Do as you Suggest said One Niece And I shall do No Such Thing said the Other To Po Begin with S I. I e 0 T tI BEGGED THE AUNT TO INTRODUCE HIM TO HER NiECE I had Just as Soon adorn a lint Hat as a Cage if it I were a Bird And what I is More to the Purpose the lint Hat is very Becoming to me As it Is Then I will Give your Jour Sister Both the Birds said her Aunt Later on a Young Man an begged the Aunt to Introduce him to her Niece Which one said she The One with the Yellow Wing in her lInt Hat replied the Young ManI ManI Man anI an I I did Not Notice any Other My lIy Other Niece has a far Better Retter Disposition said the Woman and anda a much Kinder Heart She Site would Not take the Life of Harmless Birds but Lut keeps Hers TIers in a Cage and is Devotedly Attached to Them Would you ou not Prefer to meet Her ITer I think Not replied replie I t the he Young Man an I Especially Admired theOne the i iOne One with the tho Yellow Wing And Personally I do Not Nol Care for Birds as Pets I Think they are Noisy and Messy j This teaches us that a Bird in the lint Hat is Worth Two in the Cage |