Show BARKING FOR A LIVING I IThe I The name of barking is la given given- to those persons who outside auction I rooms and cheap shows proclaim au sly the merits of their establish ments Paris Pads has a fraternity of ut barkers bark barkers ers of ot another and more literal kind If It you wish to Join this body what you have to do Is to learn to 10 imitate the barks of different kinds of dogs When you are proficient m tn your art you present to the officials of the exchequer your candidature for the tho post of revealer dog d dog g Afew days later you will be bo requested requested re re- quested to present yourself before a high official who will submit you to a a rigorous examination He will probably probably ably try you on an official dog and II U you satisfy that intelligent animal that you can bark with tolerable verisimilitude ver ver- you will be appointed a n dog revealer dog revealer with a salary at atthe the start of 30 a month Your duties are simple If it arduous Each night a a beat of a certa certain n length will be given to you and It will be bo your task to bark for an average period of at five minutes outside the door of at each house on your beat If It there is a dog in the house It Is sure to I reply with enthusiasm to you You will then mark the number of the house in your notebook On the them m morrow morrow an inspector will examine your notebook and see whether or not the dog license has been paid If It it has not he will of course bring aa as action against the householder However How ever sore soro your throat may be you will always have the consolation of remembering that you are a govern government ment official govern I |