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A golden oak dresser; a fish bowl; an old portier; a chromo in a wide gold frame; and an old piano stool; were carted away. Varnish remover and plain drawer pulls transformed the g chest dresser into a THE good-lookin- SMATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE Okay, Resume the War! Jlsk Me Another A General Quiz O 5Tc?P WAT2. A T-H- e cTL A SEccutJT). 1 between a contest and a tournament? 2. Why did George Eliot, the English novelist and poet, not live to be an old man? 3. How many time changes from 1. What is the difference 'Pcrp is Savin' Somet-n- 6 Chicago to San Francisco? 4. What is a trade dollar? 5. For what do the following abbreviations stand: i.e.; viz.? Ad of drawers. A glazier put a ror in the oval gold frame. Ts; are dusky pink branches in fish-bolovely against the rose red brocade hanging. The fe gram shows how the hanging was using Sewing Books No. 1, 2 and will be happy to learn that ho. is ready for mailing ; as well ai the 10 cent editions of No. 1, 2 an: 3. Mrs. Spears has just naoi quilt block patterns for three de signs selected from her favontt Early American quilts. You maj have these patterns FREE wit! your order for four books. Ptki ief orY FOR o COOP TIME &uf TIME .uchial utter ho med, te The Answers To Them That Hath 'mttlslo It goes ietoloo isesecre and hi lib.; e.g. ; A contest is any battle for Proud Hearts supremacy; a tournament usually refers to some test of athletics or What hypocritites we seen.,! card skill. be whenever we talk of oursel ft 2. George Eliot was a woman. Our words sound so hunt 3. Two one to mountain time, while our hearts are so proudand one to Pacific time. Hare. 4. A U. S. coin not minted since 1885, made for trade in the Orient. 5. Ad libitum, at pleasure; exempli gratia, for example; id est, that is; videlicet, namely. 6. General usage of the word ' ILV Roman implies the early Roman T IhTTTS v empire, although the word may be applied to anyone or thing of the city of Rome. 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