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SATCHEL MCCARVER I WAS CALLED OUT OF BED AND I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO DRESS BEFORE r , . j CATCHING YA, DOC -MOTORCYCLE ESCORT TO TAKE YA TO THE we AINT ARRESTIN WERE Pattern A These decorative initials equally effective in satin, bu hole, seed stitch or cutwork ; tern 2274 contains a trar HOSPITAL TO OPERATE ON PINTO PALOOZA pattern of two What lost Stringingem the tion? He promised more work. elec- the workingmen s. L. Living by for C Spurts 'T'HERE are people Just Like Lightning HUNTLEY inch and illustrate coins Sewing pattern to The Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. b, 1 Vs inch alphabet; stitches. Send 15 cents in Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth ; New York, N. Y. Please write your name, dress and pattern number pL GOING TO BAIN MESCAL IKE 2274. who do A- - work in the world ev steadily, quietly. They get i the morning knowing that day has its appointed task, a must be done. They dispose the task with serene exact' The next day brings anc and the next another; each formed in the same spirit. is competence, accuracy, bi excitement, no enthusiasm, likewise there is no discoir ment or despondency. persons take work and play they take sleeping and eating part of the routine of life. Other people live and mo; spurts. Everything with the a matter of zeal and are days when their labor takes on a glory. The; rich possibilities in it of act ment and distinction. Theyt themselves into it entirely; see new openings for effort, take advantage of them, large and splendid edifice hope and confidence and call every resource of their spir realize tfyem. Then come days of rea Perhaps there is a physica' ment to consider. At any rate spurt collapses. If there is acter behind it, the man goti working somehow, gets his task done ; but there is no pa in it, and very little hope, lives are made up of al tions of enthusiasm and de is T She (musingly) I wonder where those great rolling clouds are going? He Theyre going to rain lets git! FURNISHED HOME f SMATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE High Speed Avoiding little, m"P Va ! i I Ll. 'PuLve'Riz.E. V-- ! w Bugs (in chorus) What a find, heres a house all complete, door, windows everything, well move in tomorrow. A TEMPERATE MAN WUAT mti J By J. MILLAR WATT There Are Wars AVhy Spare the Absent Let no one be willing to ill of the absent. Propertius IS THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS? JS IT A Movie TALKIE NO, j Dr. Fierce's Favorite Prescript! tonic which has been helping " of all ages for nearly 70 years. Ip.. POP E FEEL ! GOO Here Is Amazing Conditions Due to Sluggish . silly! She Before I accept you, I must know If you drink. 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IIANDt PRESCRIPTION The report that the Judges were unable to read the signature of the successful architect for the new Dundee art college recalls the classic story relating to a medical man's prescription: After receiving the medicine, the patient used the prescription for years as a railway pass, twice as an invitation to a dance, once as an Invitation to a society wedding, and later as a letter from his employer instructing the cashier to raise his salary. And in the evenings his daughter played it over on the piano! Edinburgh Dispatch. w ili That Be All? Jawsom You know that pretty girl who woiks in the bargain basement? Duff Yes shes a beauty. Jawsom Well, I took her home from a party last night and I stole a kiss, DufI What did she say? Jawsom She said: 'Will that be all? Use of Things u Even the best things ill come evils; and, contraR worst things used well good. Bishop Hall. Cheerful News NAZI TORPEDOES Sink five ships LCiWN COMPLETES EVACUATION OF SCHOOL CHILDREN 6ERMAN SCHOOLS ORDERED CLOSED PARIS SlLENS WAR! an of air paid Bi e d 1 os b 3 re t t' kt l b I h u , Ci First Burglar All EUROPEAN COUNTRIES POT RATcWS ON WAR AIR. RAIDS ON 10HDQH FRUSTRATED THANK GOODNESS LIVE I PONT IN EUROPE m mm ENTERTAINED AT VESTLPTAy ffPCl We're certainly given some hard doors to open. Second Ditto But we can pick our locks. BEAT IT! Bug Lovers-M- y! Theres no use spooning here. Those potatoes have too many eyes. Your kldneya b waste matter from the cl-- l"1 kl,lnay.wmet,m intun Nature not set move Impuntiee thst. up . u end polaon the eyatem body machinery. n, bf': bymptom. rri ay bL f.ka of J' e, p headar persistent getting up myhia. a t? under the eyes lL j anxiety and lo?.!,nPor W1 Other aijn gcaiitj order may be burning, Irenuent urination.no n, bt thatu There should be . treatment t v, brr", fortr Doan' I Fill. 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