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Show Uncle Phil Stutd: latanro Is For man regrets going to college, even if it doesnt enable him to make money. It gives him the understanding to comprehend so many things. Some of the "mistakes of your youth that you grieve most over may be those when you had an opportunity to snatch pleasure and didn't. True dignity is pretty sure to tame the impertinent. Deprivation Inspires Those write most thrillingly of natures charms who see very little of them. A smart housewife leaves the cookie jar unhidden so as to save the One great wellspring of crime is in the determination of certain young men that they wont work for a living let the boobs do that. One of the gifts to man which is just as good as it ever was is the multiplication table. It Has the Goods If there is any justification for vanity, the peacock is one vain animal that is entitled to be so. True love is a gift to the young; and sometimes they can make it "last over to old age. Ignorance often does more damage than injustice. 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Impression of Pleasure ' For all knowledge and wonder (which is the seed of knowledge) is an impression of pleasure in itself. Bacon. Nation Celebrates 250th Anniversary Swedenborgs Birth AMAZING as It seems that one mind could encompass so many xanecl realms of knowledge, never- theless it is true that Bmnnuel Swedenborg, the 250th anniversary of whose birth is being celebrated tlds jear, made Important contributions in many Holds of science, theoretical and practical, In statesmanship, philosophy, and religion. In 17JG 171S he published the first scientific periodical in Sweden, containing records of his mechanical linen turns and mathematical discounts, which Included the first ah plane design to have fixed wings p and nun lug propellor, the first to employ mercury, and the desciiption of a met tied for determining latitude and longitude at sea by ohsenations of the moon among the fet.us. In the Tiinclpla," a woik on physics and cosmology, he nrrned e at the nebular hypothesis theory Kuilt and Laplace. He was 150 yeais ahead of any other scientist in lus works on the functions of the biain and spinal cord, and on the fum tions of the ductless glands. Swedenborg served as an active number of the parliament of Ids countiy for more than fifty joats, introducing listal refoims and much geneial legislation. At the age of fifty-fiv- e rmanuel Swedenboig discontinued his sc lentil c pm suits and began his woik ns a theologian, publishing the Arcana Coelextia, Apocalypse Explained; Tle.ncn and Ilell; Tour Hoc-tris"; DHIne Loce and isdom ; Inc hie Providence; Apocahpse Itecealed; Conjugal lane"; True Christian Jlellghm; and other miscellaneous theological works. Information legardlng the life and nchhnements and the winks refen ed to, will he sent without charge by application to the Swedenborg lmin-ilutio51 II. 42ud St., New l'uik City. air-pum- be-foi- m n, Commemoration Edition SWEDENBORG LIFE AND TEACHING tty Corga 7 robrula Prepared in comrremoration of tha 250ih of Annisersnry thf birth of EMANUEL SWEDENBORG new being celebrated throughout the world. A bonk of 3 b pat s h 1y bound m st nn limp imitation lutther covers, gilt httormR end roundrd cotnern . cuu postpud Heaven and Hell ' paper edition 1CU. by manuel bwedenborg, 5 cents postpaid (mailing cost). Adana. SWEDENBORG , FOUNDATION, SI Cut 42nd StrMt, Kn York Inc. i Boy Deserves Credit for Clinging to Aim , Despite Objections. ffirrrnrrrfi4,i. the Vorro Ftxtacfhg; MISS DENE: I am years old and have planned who to marry a hoy of twenty-tw- o DEAR Ld A5 Washington. It has been stated frequently that 90 per cent of the residents of Wash- Washington ington are located is here tecause News the site and seat In othof the federal government er words, Washington is a great city because it is the capital of the nation. The statement is not completely the truth, but a bare analysis by whomever made cannot fail to demonstrate that there are thousands who live in Washington for the reasons mentioned. I consequence of this condition, therefore, Washington news does not get into the newspapers of the country as does other news The Washington date line in ninety-mn- e out of each one hundred cases is over a story that deals with some phase of government or politics. Since Washingtonians have no vote, Washingtonians cannot be m politics. Nevertheless, sometimes there is news about Washingtonians that is of interest to all of the country. The observation is peculiarly true of a circumstance that has lately developed. Moreover, the case in point holds a lesson for the country as a whole. Lately, congress passed a law establishing a minimum wage for women workers in the District of Columbia. The statute was rather loosely drawn, as it had to be if it were to work at all. It left much to the discretion of a controlling agency called a minimum wage board. One of the reasons why so much discretion was left to the local agency, however, was because the subject with which the legislation deals contains political dynamite and congress did not want to establish a precedent by going too far in fixing wages. So the District of Columbia was left a rather wide scope within which to build its minimum wage structure. That was the basis for the circumstance above mentioned, the news about Washingtonians, the lesson for the nation. The wage board started out to hold hearings to obtain facts about the wage level and what was needed by the women workers stenographers, office workers, clerks in stores and this and that and the other type of employed women. Finally, the board got around to waitresses and their wages. That was where the lid blew off, because who does not know that waitresses collect considerable money in tips? Promptly, up bobbed a red hot question: should the tips, or the average monthly "take in tips be considered as a part of the wage of waitresses? Well, the question has not been settled yet and even when an order is Issued, it will not have been settled. It will go on and on and there will be some racketeers who will organize a society or something to fight for exclusion of tips as part of the wage, if that be the order. If the board eventually decides to exclude tips and fix a minimum wage without regard to tips, the employers will carry on a drum fire of criticism about it Why? Because the question strikes at the very heart of the relationship between employer and worker. Any worker naturally wants as much of a return for his or her labor as can be obtained. Any employer feels equally that he is entitled to obtain needed labor as cheaply as is possible. The waitresses, therefore, took the position that the proprietor had no right to consider the tips as a part of the wage. On the other hand, the proprietor probably with the same said in effect that justification without the job the waitress will not get tips, and that the owner who takes the risk ought to be allowed to count those tips as part of the compensation. Fuither, the customers of the taurant were entitled to some Consider Customers res- said h e proprietors. That is. they argued that the customers were charged prices for food and service that would yield tine proprietor a fair profit. The tips, it was held, were gratuities on the part of the customer and they vary in amount, some large, some small. If the wage rate was to be raised and the tips excluded somebody would have to pay more for food. The waitresses used the argument that the tips were gratuities, just as the owners did, but since they 1 are gratu.ties, said the waitresses, In no wise was it fair to include them in the wage scale. And so the argument went! But the lesson remains. No better illustration is possible, I think, than the Washington waitress wage there is no better way to show how utterly silly it is for goverrment to mess Into private affairs. Whenever government sticks its hooked nose ii to private affairs, just there hegu s an unbalancing of human nature. That is to say, there Is no substitute for negotiation between humans, each tnately fair, of gaining justice acto his light. cording Government can and does function admirably as the agency for protection of rights that are important rights of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. It can and does prevent encroachment upon individuals where such individuals each desirous n can not protect themselves. But in of earning a living, just plain making money, government, in my opinion, has no place. Labor has organization where organization Such organization is necessary. does protect labor, generally speaking, because it has the right to strike. And in all probability, fixing of wages will hurt more than help labor. t inter-Buttin- Every now and then some information leaks out about emergency action that was Emergency taken by govern-Actio- n ment oflicials durthe ing hectic days of the Hoover depression as distinguished from the Roosevelt depression. (The depression that was on when President Roosevelt took office in 1933 was labeled the Hoover depression in New Deal propaganda ) One of these incidents came out before the senate committee on public lands the other day. The committee was investigating the nomination of E. K, Burlew to be assistant secretary of the interior, and that formed the basis of an inquiry into general practices of the Department of the Interior which is headed by Secretary Ickes. Mr. Burlew was answering questions as to how the department spent much of the three or four billion dollars appropriated to It for public works. Those were pump priming appropriations, if you remember, although as far as 1 can see the water has not started coming out of the pump yet. Anyway Mr. Burlew let the fact drop that Secretary Ickes had bought two new automobiles in 1933. He said the purchases were due to the emergency and, of course, money for them came from the emergency apSenator Shower of propriations. Oregon asked what wfas meant by the emergency. Well, Uie secretary wanted the cars, and that was the emergency Mr. Burlew replied amid laughter in the room. C Western Newpapr Union, yj cave at Ky., first discovered m 1799, is not only one of the oldest but also one of the most fascinating tourist and vacation spots in the nation. Last year 67.000 people from every state and 30 'oreign countries visited its 175 miles of underground trails that have been explored and opened to the public. This year even more visitors are expected, for under the direction of planning experts many of the caves features, which earned it a place among the seven wonders of the world, have been im proved without injury to their natural beauty. A new route has been more offering opened, rv thrills to the sightseer, not the least of which is squeezing through narrow places such as the Nee' X-$ dles Eye in Corkscrew rv t Caves Stairway (above). are mysterious places, offering many surprises v"' v to first-tim- e visitors. x Mammoth matters While on the subject of expansion of government into every cranberry g patch, it is estmg to note that Into Business some of the left wing New Dealers would like very much to put the federal government into the business of making small industrial loans. I think probably it will be some time yet before the nitwit section gets anything tangible into the open on the newest of their schemes, but it is true that they are now planning along those lines. The thought of this group of presidential advisers is that the federal government should start loaning money to small businesses so that those businesses will be independent of the great banking trust. In short, it is proposed that the federal government should be equipped to make a loan of ten thousand or twenty thousand or fifty thousand to a small manufacturer so that he can expand his plant and taKe on new workers, etc., etc. It is suggested that perhaps there ought to be a new governmental agency created to handle this work so that it will be done "sympathetically and with an understanding. It all comes about apparently from the fact that the present administration has discovered, after five years in office, that there are great monopolies or trusts or something else in the way of combinations in existence. They have found that these monopolies are in control so far that the little fellow in business can not borrow money when he needs it to carry on his business. Something must be done for them, or else they can not have the more abundant life and the prosperity of plenty. President Roosevelt has become intensely interested in having business become "home owned or something of the kind. He has shown, for example, in his shots at utility holding companies how much he likes the type of operating company that serves its patrons and doesnt mix up in the tangle of corporations that operate in more than one town or city. They are good, according to the President, and they ought to have consideration. It might be that federal money loaned to them would save them from bankruptcy or it might be that if they cant make a go of their business, they will go bankrupt anyway. If the federal government had a loan and a mortgage on their assets, they would become federal-owne- d after foreclosure. That surely would be one way for the federal government to enter the public utility business. It is just a possibility, 1 mean. ' I I r J y N SR MS t r sS ft N JV c ? , XV'-V- P j JT " " ' n Kr jf si i Above is the historic entrance to Mammoth cave, otherwise known as the old or natural entrance, discovered m 1799. Here earth was mined for making gun powder during the War of 1812. Here, too, is the onyx arm chair where Jenny Lind, the Swedish nightingale, sang in 1851. At the left is Crystal lake, being examined by boating tourists. toki t lw-uv- iVre,. has Just started working. His father to objects to me and has refused let the boy see me any more. My fiance has consented to his fathers wishes. lie came to me, told me the truth and said that until he could support me without his fathers help, he would not see me any more. So long as he Is relying on his father, he will not go back on his word not to see me. I dont know what to think or what to do. Nancy Y. In the same mail comes a letter from the sister of Nancy who says she knows her little sister is seeking my advice and wishes to tell me the true facts of the case. I know, writes the sister, that this boy doesnt care fof N. as he should or he would have stuck to her through thick and thin. She is making a fool of herself and breaking her heart over a worthless man. I only w'ant to help her but I waiit you to tell her that this boy isnt the man for her and that he has shown clearly that he doesnt love her. Sarah. ANSWER Sorry, Sarah, but I cant condemn the boy out of hand. He must have a fair trial before being dismissed as an utter cad and a lukewarm lover. And Nancy must be given an honest answer, not an outburst of angry oratory at the expense of men in general and Nancys true love in particular. Dont forget the boy is only twenty-two and not yet able to make his own living apparently. That makes it necessary for him to live with father and mother for a while. True, if he were constructed of heroic material hed go out into the cruel cold world to starve in the cause of true love but heroes arent popular in these modern times. And with so much unemployment and depression in the world just now, I for one could not praise a boy who added to the sum total of the worlds human misery by voluntarily joining the bread line. This lad has had to compromise with his fate. He must live with his father who has exacted from him a promise never to see his fair lady again. Having promised the hero shows a rommendably honorable spirit in refusing to break his word on the sly. There is certainly something to be said for him in holding strongly to his purpose. No one can blame Nancy for feeling hurt and miserable over the situation. No one can blame her for seeking to mend her broken heart as best she may. But she need not feel that her erstwhile fiance is either a cad or a coward. Asparagus ASPARAGUS Al 1 just the t dishtlpj you are looking f especially to e SjfdT. mad I good lly and quickly given here calls kV'T'. thick white sauce, making it you may a can of cream of r Sit Itffl or celery soup. flavor and elimina making sauce, li soup, heat it with serve over the aspa t tbsp. butter tbsp. flour cups milk ,i cup grated cheese 4 4 2 (AL Melt the butter, ir t and stir until sme PE milk and cook until constantly. Add ti season with salt and the asparagus tips liquid until they are the tips on the toc with the hot cheese Fried slices of p be good to serve u gus. Sprinkle the lightly with sugar ,7"! butter. fit a ffi MARJORIE Steps in Biscon ENTERS I I anti oH BODY THROUGH STOMACH AND INTESTINES TO: EASE PAIN, b A acd F Eu Idi is i mfe E rEAR DORIS DENE: I am a high school girl and very un- its r, , (. popular. Even the girls dont seem to like me. I am never invited to anything and as it is very hard for me to make new friends, my chance never improves. I am usually at home alone. Can you give me any help? T. A. S. ANSWER Again and again I beg of the girls who come to me with a problem like this, to give me something constructive in the way of a personal analysis. There are dozens of reasons for unpopularity. It is easy to say that in general a girl will get over her by taking up interests which distract her mind from thoughts of herself but so often this rule doesnt work because the victim of unpopularity is a special case and needs special instructions. There are many girls who are unpopular simply and solely because of their lack of vitality. They may seem colorless and uninteresting, dull and stupid because of or some lack of energy which could be remedied if they found out the truth about themselves. There are girls uhose inability to T n i 7 i f f 1 T iK " 1 i ! - f Pt( , H ' 1 a t ' A' s make friends rests soli ly on the fact that they hate forbidding manners that are aloof and frigid. 2 hese girls util tell you confidently that they hate friendliest feelings in the uorld eieryone and uant to be liked yet if they urile a long intimate account of themselves it uill very often be ret ruled that they are super ciiticul and extremely sure of their own opinions. They are humble about their lack of popularity yet amazingly arrogant in connection uilh other mutters. And there are always girls who simply need to attend to their appearance in order to attract some of the attention they crave so. Un- tidiness and slovenliness have more effect on the high school audience, than the average girl in her teens -v v ' x suspects. The very young generavv tnwfofc. 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