Deseret Evening News | 1906-06-22 | Page 5 | Just for Fun

L JUST FOR FUN FUNA 1 A little girl wan as out walking with 1111 her aunt lunt one day da The aunt bowed bowL to a 1 aman amali man mall they I be were ere pasing Who Is I he Aunt ached ked the Ih little girl Mr Mrs Ir told old her that he hI was wan a Mr Ir the village undertaker Oh yes yea y replied the he child quickly I 1 re te remember reo member bun He lie undertook my toy grand grandm m tb r Dasar Dead little lit tie town lon youve pot got here lant lt It i said the passenger with the he heavy watch vatch chain a u at ht he ordered a II sop cup or of f coffee and a II sandwich at al the Ittle eating house houte none near the Iho railway nation Yes iN Yf sir lr answered the man manI behind I the Ibe lunch counter Nobody ever er comet comes here but WI body bolt snatchers matchers or ort I t DOOr relations relation of the demeaned deceased ie lee you Chicago Tribune Its Iff It this wa way explained the lie client The Th fence ieee f runs nan between Brown place nd mine mIn He his II claims claim that I h hII II n isle hit land and I insist that he Is tree tres using on mine min Now XO what hal would you OU AI 0 If you were erO In my place It If I Iret ret rero eft In your place replied the lawyer Id go SO over ever and give Brown Frown a 1 cigar I gar we UIt a II drink with nub lIh him and settle the he ty y In ten minutes Rut But aa as stand lUnd I advise you yon to tit sue Ut him I I 1 V all mean Lt Iet no arrogant domi mi mit t insolent pirate I like e Brown Bron rame on II your our sacred effOrt tights Assert reese oar manhood and I 1 need nt he lie Modern Society naM 11 Untie It pears Mare to m lilt me like a reformer was vas one o 0 cohere p people dat hat ha to te talk two I ouro an ast n a hilt hill to fIr erv ona o do ten nt n 0 dote t no n bout flat dat t In de do di u place Washington star Mar MarThe The Th ambitious J try lad Id had been I r reading the town lown pipers Dad Did he heId h hald ald Id at it eliI ne morning Im I lr lri l of this here hr ere firm feri lift life I w wan lIn m to too toye ye fa o to town lowe and nd t I Im a i corporation r lawyer r a ler or something or o ot i ithe the t kind The Th old nM ran nan frowned Dont let talk such ron he h remon It If you OU rosily really have II a i Ir ml ambition to go m tn U you OU can cin s ei a oe pig Ill r rihl ht around ot ut going to 10 ill II U 1 expense of coil 0 n town New News I I