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Show Blglsss-Tarl- DE The Marriage Problem By INEZ HAYNES IRWIN Author ol " Phoebe , Ernest end Cupid' Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young Happy Years, Some Stuff ,THE FEATHERHEADS You're vjell Tmimk ponT l Nbu HAv&Hf EMJoVed This meal JUST PICKED -- AT IT- - Sounded Like Igloo Talk SMATTER POP By G M. PAYNE etc. The State Will Set by Law the Amount of Her Husband s Salary Due a ft ife all be very different a years from now this It will not of matter marriage. be the poet's or the lovers dream of happiness ; on the other hand, It will not be a bugbear. Of course, the possibility of mak of haplng permanent the dream the lover and the of poet piness has never existed. That happiness has always shown the Bvviftness and brevity of the lightning flash. For present day conditions It Is a an ignis mirage, a fata morgana, fatuus. There Is no reason to suppose, whatever the conditions, that we shall ever achieve that kind of all happiness permanently, least of so perplexso complicated, through relation ing, so irritating a human as marriage. But another kind of happiness, a permanent one, does exist that sober serenity which comes from happily occupied heads, hearts, hands. WILL IThundred a) "Pin money" buys suffioentstt an abundance of flow ers and supply of tender, fresh vegetal (2) Ferry seeds are PUREBRED,, with the date on each picket l0 freshness. It is so convenient, .so a ...so much fun to select seeds fc. (3) Ferry Seed Display at nearby In a hundred years, perhaps, we shall hate learned better than to expect an eternal ecstasy from marriage. At that future time, also, we shall have learned .o make both marriage and divorce as easy as possible. Here ar To marry you will have only to go with your partner In the matrimonial scheme to the local city hall and register your Intention of becoming married. To divorce you will have only to go to the same tfejn Baking Resul place and register your Intention of becoming divorced. MESCAL IKE In a hundred years from nout social progress will have automatically certain inevitable bunkers in the matrimonial game. Pa Uses His Own Methods By S. L. HUNTLEY There are many of these bunk ers: money particularly money for money Is not only the root but the trunk, branch, leaf, flower and fruit of all evil; children for cldl dren sometimes push their parents apart Instead of holding them to gether. A hundred years from now it will be established by law exactly what proportion of his salary the wife, as his partner in the matrimonial undertaking, thay demand of her husband. A hundred years from now it will be established by law exactly what the partner in pension the mother-s-population production with the stale may demand of that state for each child she bears. A hundred years from now society will have changed, or at least modified its attitude toward the woman partner in marriage. t This actual scoring card proves how cakes, baked with CLABBER GIRL, show perfect stores where Baking Powder counts. (S t only as FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted OLoughlui By WacMDl Nwppr Union A Soft Answer C In these times the wife receives what compensation her husband chooses to give her for her services as wife and mother and that only during good behavior. In these times, the husband keeps for himself whatever share he wants of the family Income and that during good behavior or bad. A hundred years from now the wifes share in the family income and a pension from the state being settled by law, the Question of her behai ior will lie between herself and her Cod. ADAMSONS ADVENTURES A Hungry Dog Just the light yoa need for every i the farm, foe hunting failingobe genumo Pyre bulge tvpe gbout idprfount tllator to o, nlckle-plete- d Coleman Lamps it makes and bora from regular gasoline It s a big of dipemiabie lighting eervice for ? YOUR LOCAL DEALEon Hu for fcitLE older ff LAMP AND THE COLEMAN lathU Dept. WU150 Wichita. Kara Chicago. Ill : Philadelphia Pa Take the matter of economic re sponslbility of the husband. Just as a hundred years from now the wifes lot will be lightened, so will the husbnnds for much of the financial burden "will be taken from the man's By O. JACOBSSON The slate has come economically to his rescue in pensioning his wife jor bearing children. That pension, plus the salary uhich the law compels him to pay his wife, has turned her from a drudge to a comrade. There remains only one factor to create unhappiness In the matrimonial situation the well known 10 1935 RAIN OR SHINE- - t .yWRIGLEYS IS THE ) IMPROVEMENTS s a STANDARD WARM HAT By GLUYAS WUXI A M3 OF QUALITY v 7 OME CMA6 Sf'Rft Babbit Mi.idt s of Luther Bur bank, but tint's some cariotl ref-in- Hlyl HAf t wvj on his WARI WOOU.Y TAKES Off To flA6 ThE MAT CHKPREN POTS If ON AfcAlN, MORE ' PR U5S WHIcH HAT PvPiKu UHLS Off. by Consolidated New Features) Seasonable Companions Ttto men weretraveling in a smoking compartment of a north-bluitrain. Presently one, hoping to break the lee, aXed his fellow traveler lor a in itch to light his pipe, After - this had been coneeded they began talking t W bat 8 your line of business? asked the first, It tuny sound strange," said the otln r, but I'm a pepper traveler, rJhe rust man threw out his hand he said. Shake, "Im a salt seller. Wrong Kind of Feeling A man who as cut oiT relief and u,ln 1 Set a V. V. A. Job was tell lag his hard luck tile to a friend r l$tl: ItlJtWjSl' i i. if ft 1III.I Iff r 1 - - f j 'It on t '" fdt ME 1 Aw t m r$ ,ot rcrs m FiR Flfies ll turn.-inohaic- n who had a good paving Job. My friend, sild the litter feel very much In my lieai t on Hint about VMCi-r.- Vn'IF Hi Ji t" 1 M H l.f rf him ft 'I for lifoiling In your for me?" asked the nnfot poi (unite one. Pathfinder M human emotion, good old love Itself. Love has always made a great deal of trouble and a great many varieties of trouble. No rule governs it It Is caprice person Ified. It conies. It goes. It ap pears when It Is not wanted. It departs when It Is needed. It alights hither and yon. Only one general statement can he made in reeard to it that, like lijn-rung- , it rnriy strikes in the same place twice, ole are ue going to cope u id i hue, nobody knows. It is like uea her or static. lotliing can he done about it. Bat do we really want to map. chart, chain, cabin, nb, confine It? Only perhaps for the Doiuflt of the loe lorn. ana-lyr- Possibly in tune science will dis coier a serum uuh uhwh the toicr, on discovering that the thnrly helmed no longer cores for him, can mm u hue Inins, If, then by producing stu'e of compute truhlji reitce I start cl y exmet that t,s soon as a hmulnd vrarj thoufih9 Ul lie I.fdktT Inc W sus rlr. trom)ogdeN CITY ride un LAKE chtioned coacb on trains across Great and over tl e 11gh Jcr, milk X, also low cost dining Cm 5. oi e J 3 I1 alnnit 8 US e fe WifcSl;2la for flintier chnit' D. R.OWIN. l 41 So, Main it . UK Vi 0 . W pip iry Nn fl'Kr-1)1 . llstlf "'a Utoi la ni 1 It tr,... |