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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD D I THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE IN ADE SLANra FABLESGEORGE (g) BeH By Syndieato Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborn C VM1 Wwnnw Out of Funs UaJaft happy" Toe KERR'S" WiFE LEFT HI Mf Ydu pomT. r YoU nnELL Know how SHE it MHAT meam always complained ABOUT HAPPENEP? ( Yes ABOUT HIM knoW His XOKES light MAkimg? OF THIMCsS i SHE USED To GRUMBLE f By C. M. PAYNE A Cry Specialist Drops In, Yow, Yow, Yowsir! SMATTER POP A Successful Comic. could not make himself;, above the Waiters who were r log two Scuttles and a Suit a like Chance of getting the after the First Show. HE ACQUIRES A DEPENDA1. who THREE DRAMATIC CRITICS , ( years ago. when Morning Papers were still published In the Morning BLONDE and the Oyster Stew could was not It on long before Mr. 1 lived there be had for 23 Cents, a crowded Street in one of our grow- was an adept at all forms ot could do any of the i ing Cities, three Urchins bearing tality, the names of Patsy, Doremus and originated by Delahanty and Filmore. All had received a Lib- ler and was Dun and Bradstree Team Work eral Education at an Early Age and Hokum, Gravy and surefire Stif could whistle through their Teeth that time every Booking Agent ried his Office in his Hat ani without the aid of the Fingers. failed to walk, bn Whenever this Trio could muster Ghost often who could make good Boys enough of the Needful they would Beer Gardens received a Ta seats and Interests their buy pool be acquired .i in the Gallery, for they were keen which cannot Dramatic Art Devotees of the Thespian Art In School of In billing themselves al j those Palmy Days, when every good Duoe g Play had about eight gallons of Dumps, the which wgii Blood In It they idolized the Hero used whose Shirt was open In Front had been printed for Booth anal When he drew his trusty Rifle and rett. They joined out one Summer, severed the Rope, just as the Outlaw Gang was about to hang Hank a Circus and sometimes gave the Trapper to the Blasted Oak, shows a Day at a Museum, Salary for the Act was wha they whooped and yelled. could get and they Mat They were partial to the low they have any r Comic In Plaid Clothes who stepped tels which didnt out from behind a painted Rock dows, but which permittedAll at the Critical Moment and flashed to do their own Cooking. In Day C his 44 and said, No you dont!" Jumps were made was jt Sketch as the Just Likewise the kittenish Souhrette haw with the Oakum Wig and the pallid Into Halls which did not the Floor, on the Sawdust Heroine who got all of the Dirty rc Deals up to that supreme moment known as Mooney began a of the all consume to V In Act when the Stage Father, attempt libeing made at Peoria, with flour on his hair, said, "Officer, rri do your Dutyl and a Stage Hand the Specialty was a Flop, and Milwaukee, wearing loose Whiskers entered at and 'h R1 and put the Nippers on the tied a Can to the Bar Fly trylE by hands his In his Life Villain with the Cape Coat. fuel in One He, More than anything else they do a Single Turn In SI b Park Amusement loved the Sentimental Song which went over so big In the preceding went off every night and so he got busy Century. The typical Ballad was who tool like the drip of Honey or the smell a dependable Blonde was Straight for him and of Perfumery. a s to be a Feeder and had of PATSY THE BUDDING GENIUS think that made you Of all the Stars who twinkled in Pipes kr that the Letter-Eea- i e those happy Days the One Madeline, guaj Mink and that they were especially Nuts and be Good Dressers on By O. JACOBSSON about was our old friend Billy Em- Act was a Riot. To avoid et erson. He had a silvery Tenor and ments regarding a split every Move was a Picture. the Song I Often the three Youngsters would Patsy married the joined try to imitate some of the Footlight after theyOutfit he saw the Burlycue Favorites and especially that superCar for the first a essence of Black-facrefinement. of Dining on we season After one Mr. Emerson. Doremus was absowere too classy fr J lutely N. G. He had a voice like a they Continuous. lj. Tree Toad and both his Feet were except the that w8 Lefts. Filmore was likewise a out everything the Family to cater to Blah, but when It came to neat began to mste had At first they Hoofing the one named Patsy Mink on a Dot was the Tom-Cat- s Kitten. He was Good Stuff ienches during the SuPPas there with Everything. but Patsy, now known Patsy had Theater written all write Mink, began to over him, right from the Jump. special a had and When he was fourteen he began to Songs Bo ed and put the Bank for carry a Paste-Buckand extra of Ziegfeld Costumes Llthos for the popular-pricTem? fiftec looked now who 1938, by Consolidated New Farnr) ple of Amusement known as the wl,e did er than she w Bijou and pronounced it and the No longer did the Grammar School In St. Louis, had to pay Handy have any Charms for him. He be- flee simply Feature. Can you serve company?" asked to the tion gan to associate with Stage Hands Band the housewife when she was hiring and was Now they get a permitted to help with the even on the servant and on come Trops and go on as an Extra in Mob C Yes, mum; both waya." ernoon, when the Scenes. Umbrellas. What do you mean?" asked the wet If IN' It was a proud night when he nursing bows, puzzled one. on and did a Bit in the After-piec- e good for three Ones I went gos theyll come again, or stay a bunch of Live staged by the celebrated show. away. Wall Street Journal Knockabouts billed as Lennox and mny stop the the During Mack. He deemed it an honor to Proceeding With Caution Shack at the be hit with a Bladder by such la "Think before you speak," said Cat Boat nnd she performers. Ills professional a the prudent person. Terriers. Boston Debut was made doubly Important niM I always do so," replied Senator It shows you what by the Fact I have never given an remus were that Filmore and DoAmerican Sorghum. an looking down at him pllsheil by ,,h h interview without having a repuj, does not compromise ' from the fifteen cent Seats. a diation ready In case It should Some one may Not long after that he had his " prove unsatisfactory." Name put on a Trunk nnd the team of Doremus ami H tne master to of Mooney and Mink began to play unable Not Bobbya irk the Ilonkatonks when they were not Doremus ow ns a huf-- ' m1'1 Teacher Lobby, you have somew t Resting. Vaudeville was still known dry which does L thing new at your house, havent as Variety and the Headliners Ffimore r ,(J did sired, nnd f"r you? Texas in not wear merit Evening Clothes Bobby No, maam. In with white Spats To Oil Stock. Teacher Now think? 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