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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD THE FEATHERHEADS wrtV TO HAVg j0 foVIE THIS L- - cuxr.tv Go QUIT CRABBlHff-S- ou IT A $OOD CA)S& KNOnM BAZAAR ToniSKT? IS For, -- How ABOUT BiWiuS- A , GRAB ? OitON ( Gee loosed BRISBANE that TFeLLoW just Got A SAEii Lip Z! r L THIS WEEK vvooLeM scarf THATS ALL ADVENTURERS. Wilson for Earlier War? Prayer Plus Planes New Disease Danger Ethiopian Victory? efcSS CLUB p- - - Prof. A. M. Arnett of North Carolina university says It was not Wll-thson kept this country out of war a while, but the country that kept Wilif 4 : f son out of the war longer than he would have i rt&vj'-stayed out. Professor Arnett says he will prove, In a book, SMATTER POP Sure! Go Out and Lao a Hatrack, Pop 6ooT VIouAO 156. C hui TVjAT A&out-l'l- M. PAYNE h go,M Buried or Eaten?' ' V, rt' x THEouae ANss at By ' By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter. know, boys and girls, one of the most horrible things'" J can happen to a person is to be buried alive. For a long time I thought it was absolutely the most horrible, but since Ive tte from Edward V. Meister, rve!tivn the other read the letter I that WilsonIn had to change mygotmind about day that. ,i lb- j wanted war In a was back In Ed Meister once, For spot the actually winter of I Veil. 1916, and was 1906-0that was a lot worse than just merely being burled alive. It of out kept lir Aunt As a matter of fact he was burled alive, and his only hope In by three men , ids she li those terrible moments was that nothing worse would happen to Champ Clark, YOU - Arthur Briibaue Congressman Flood and Claude Kltchln, Democratic floor leader of the "house. MESCAL IKE ur y VEftM yt oue teeN a vestv OA.KJK BA.O, 8AO BOV The Answer. , QO&eiKl CK ooxr WUM VUM CUMV K.K40SA 'on so v. ' se&RS . sJTVuCO V WSMT 5UP03irsj eov How deep should we have sunk In our depression If Woodrow Wilson had carried out his alleged plan and started the war one year ahead of time in 1916? How many millions of Americans would have been killed (they were always honored with front row places)? How many tens of billions would have been added to the public debt and the repudiated debts of Europe? nr our.HUMfi piGGeecoVOHAY COAL, LlTTUC VftMiKlT TMEYO A SCNjr NUM TO OA.L PR.SevFNJ MUJDtX) 5CTCM yum f .. A MUK1C NlM UJMA.T WOULD 'Aju waAC 3MO TWCn) MUM ii Pinhead Is Brilliant REGLAR FELLERS Be AS FAT AS THAT mah bitting opposite; I PONT KNOW YOUNG MAN YOU V. BEEN STARING AT ME. malf AN HOUR! You SEEM TO KNOW ME; r VOU KEEP ON BITINI YOUR WAILS YOULL GET TO The archbishop of Canterbury, head of the official Church of England, has Invited all European Christian communicants to Join In prayer for peace, with resolutions outlawing all war. While the archbishop takes that desirable step the British government works rapidly on 8,000 airplanes of the fighting kind. Nothing like airplanes to back up eloquent prayer for peace. YOU BUT 1 KNOW WHATCHA BEEN for yTC DOIN! 7 Uncle MAP WHIN Ol MARCHED HIM IWTo Tg House ol a. FlGSERED u AS HOW HBP, VIAL 4oU ou&hT STHATiON -- To 66 WAM-E- BE So , DECLtmiUp 7 So Ol PRlSSED , CLOTHES AH in wit Some o' IN OULP gotHIS friups ADAMSONS ADVENTURES Collapsible Construction FAST y k.Al OI RiST WUT. HS NIVER. KNEWlJaSl A cop 'Till Ol ) K TH will a Auvol 1iW at iMtrl lioss IHUMtsX m AN IF mions lb YA -- VlAVE er-- l 5av YA IDEA feETTEI? ACT fCONtO, & them 1 E Trapdoors Were the Mouth of This Cannibal. onhyr Great trapdoors In the floor opened at Intervals to let them fall Int,j h and pro the digester big chemical tanks filled with acids, one of which stool ney ed. directly beneath each of the hoppers. Ed used to have to get down into the hoppers to shovel the CHAP chips this way and that, and there was a bell that rang just before the hopper trap was opened, to warn him to get back on the solid floor. j'l dont Ed was kept pretty busy shoveling chips that first night so bisyisosooi that, when he shoveled some chips against the warning bell, he didn't ng to knew notice 1L 11 Well, like clo y; we 8 j wlmt It I or Barney i for S' Bahai aid pro i love .1 'Oh, doi ured h .ave at sfl yo By O. JACOBSSON A Hailu Kebede sends cheerful news to his royal master; We fought and beat the Italians from dawn to dusk; 200 Italian white soldiers, twenty Italian officers, killed. Cannon, bombs and Innumerable batteries of machine concert guns made murderous against us, but God protected your humble Christian soldiers, and the Lion of Judah was victorious." Ethiopians persist In their theory otbi denly. By FRED HARMAN Landslide of Chips Was Failing From the Hopper. w They The first Intimation he had that anything was wrong was when, while rway l standing on a bed of chips, directly over the trap, the door opened without warning. .Will y It was a big pile of chips Ed was standing on. That saved ;lt W01 him from an immediate plunge into the acid vat below. As it ,No, bi was, he felt the ground fall from under him as a ton or so of Then finely mashed wood fell from beneath his feet. Before his body But I went through the trap, though, the door closed. For the moment he was safe from the vat. But In the meantime, a 'he loi landslide of chips was falling from the sides of the hopper, burying him. Smother or Sizzle It Was Eds Choice. The rush of chips from the sides of the vat covered him up to his chin. He struggled to work himself free, but he couldnt move a muscle and all the time more chips, pouring In from the conveyor belts, were Does iney ? that they are the only Christians Involved. They say the Italians are Catholics, therefore not Chris- falling Wel- lBut a ment Only-- Rome calls the General dispatch customary opian Inaccuracy." Lots of Fun You Can Be Eaten Alive in a Civilized Land. C. the But It wasn't that sort of tomb Ed got Into, and It wasnt an animal 5pfhre that was going to do the eating. No Eds adventure took place right tn The fir here In this country at Lisbon Falls, Maine, In a pulp and paper mia 1 and Ji that was located there. j .irtment a,ny Sh1 Ed, then a boy of sixteen, had Just started working In the I to was see His mill. the of that loft the big hopjob pulp chip hustle i pers full of wood chips were In good working order, and supplying f - er office a steady flow of chips to the big digester" tanks down below. 1 4 problem The hoppers that Ed took care of were continually filling contlnin onlycJ ally being emptied. Huge conveyor belts brought the chips up lrom belor very I J manag aud threw them into the tops of the boxes. Gen. tians, which would amuse the Italians, If they had time for amuse- ERONC PEELER from M J70f h OF WA ei him. i Job of preventing nalle Selassies fighting HOW COULP HANCr V OUT rather be buried than eaten? From the sound of that last paragraph youd think this adventure happened In Africa or India, where there are plenty of old tombs to b burled In and plenty of lions and tigers to do the eating. i editor but fl t,oroan wr I h, as she , ,t Barne' , his eye .4, J, D I 60 BACK T HIS OULP 7 TH Sam has on his hands the spread of disease throughout the country and Its Importation from abroad. Doctor Curran, In charge of Insects for the American Museum of Natural History, warns New York It may be Invaded by malaria brought Into northern New Jersey by a OCX) camp worker from the South. The anopheles mosquito, always present, has been spreading the germs. He cannot do that unless he first bites a malaria carrier. the him before it was all over. For if Ed got out of that Improvised tomb of his, in the one way he could imagine himself escaping, It would only be to get eaten alive. And doggone it, who wouldn't Dejaz-matc- h Ethi- Former Governor Alfred E. Smith, booked for a big political talk in Washington, D. C., and Invited by Mrs. Roosevelt to stop at the White House during his stay in Washington, declines the invitation, explaining that he will have too big a crowd with him. Politicians do not think that the only reason. They expect Governor Smith to cut loose" and say things about the administration that would not come gracefully from a White House guest. Mr. and Mrs. Triplett of Jenkins, who have Just received from heaven their third set of triplets, say: We are Just tickled to death, but Imagine our surprise." Besides nine triplets, the happy couple have one set of twins, all eleven living and all fortunate. The baby born in a family that wants babies is the fortunate child. For the woman or man who does not want children, the wise thing Is not to have them for the childrens sake. KyM on his unprotected head. Ed screamed for help, but nobody heard him. He cried and shouted again and again as the rising tide of wooden splinters mounted to his nose his eyes. Dust got into his nostrils and choked him, but he couldnt move a muscle to brush those chips away from his face. lie began to find It difficult to breathe, and his repeated shouts fur help were muffied to a meaningless gurgle. There was only one way Ed could think of to get out of that hopper, and that would send him to a worse fate than was already his. Any minute now, the trap would be opening for another bunch of chips, and this time, Ed would go with them down Into a vat full of sulphuric to eaten alive by the acids biting sting. Even a Youth Sometimes Loses Hope. ut It Thin! mey ft vvi it I v afr u. Tony a In e And he began to wonder then, which It would be suffocation la the hopper, or a more agonizing death In the big digester tanks 15 feet below the spot where lie now rested. The chips were up to the top of his head now Ed was almost completely covered. A kid of sixteen will cling to hope for long time, and it has to be a mighty tough spot that makes him lose But Ed lost hope then, and gave himself up for tost Then, even as he had resigned himself to fate, be heard a man's voice shouting. It was Wallace Fowler, the foreman, warning the men below not to touch the hopper, and summoning help to the poor kid burled over his head In the chip box. Wallace had come up to the chip loft to see how Ed was getting on, and found him getting on very badly Indeed. It took a lot of hard work to get Ed out of that chip box, but when theyd finally dug him loose, he quit his Job then and there. w Maybe Id take a chance and face death for my 10 dollars week, for Ed. But Ill be darned If I was going to face two deaths again, says auy amount of money. C WNO Senrlc. wai But it Value of Laughter In days of old, laughter was not only believed to deliver one from magic spells, mad spirits, hatred Hitler knows what he wants, and hostility but It was thought to tells the rest of the world, and possess So properties. thus far the world has let him help at pagan spring festivals the peohimself. ple laughed hilariously for hours He wanted an end of the Ver- at a time to bring life back to the sailles treaty and got 1L He want- earth. Apparently the Ionlans of ed the right to build a strong battle ancient Greece also liked those who fleet and England consented. laughed, as they had a law which Now he says he roust have an exiled those who never did. Coair force as strong as that of lliers Weekly. France, and will proceed to build It. He demands also the return of Military Funeral for Hors all colonies taken from Germany. The greatest military funeral ever given an animal was that of CopenAustria will pay Uncle Sam on hagen, the horse ridden by the duke accouut of debt thirty million of Wellington at the battle of Waschillings, payment In American terloo on June 18, 1S15. This chargpaper dollars. At the current rate or not only safely carried the Britof exchange Uncle Sura will get ish general for more than 16 hours $,'.634,000. Our paper dollars are but saved him from Nacapture by convenient for Europeans, for they poleons by leaping a ditch cavalry know, although we do not, that ou thut was too formidable for the dollar Is worth 59 cents. French horses. Colliers Weekly. C Kins Features (Ondlcat. Ibc life-givin- g WNU emen The Bat's Wings The surface of a bats wing I with a multitude of furnished nerve ends of almost Incredible delthe icacy, by which, It Is believed, ot animal perceives the presence avoidsomething unseen, but to be the of the ed, by varying caused by its flight and reflccjv back. This theory explains the in Ity of bats to live and fly about experpitch dark caves, or when room conimentally blindfolded la a remain taining tangled wires that uutouched. The Suwane River The Suwanee river Is more than 200 miles long, rises in Okefenohee Georgia, an swamp, southeast winds through north Florida to Gulf of Mexico. Its name was Riven by chance to Stephen Foster mous song, Old Folks at l0"! ' n or The Swanee River." and ter's honor marker has been pine st the source of the river. Wi e fly Ni n't sin it ii ' d t ? N "V V n |