Show what tat d thinks about about Will Rogers Roger Memorial Memori 1 CANTA MONICA Where MONICA Where I Isit Isit Isit SANTA sit writing this I can see sec his home across th the canyon Theres There's still sunlight on the top but the folds in the friendly hills are turning purple The most typical humorist since Mark larI Twain the most beloved beloved beloved be be- loved commoner since Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Lin Lin- coln coin the most popular private citiZen citizen citizen citi citi- zen since Benjamin Franklin his fame Is an nn everlasting everlasting ever- ever lasting rock Why Wh- then a monument of ot our fashioning to one who was n a national Institution whilst he lived JIved who became a ann ann- national national na na- tradition al nl almost almost al- al most before beCore the breath 1 left e r t 11 his 1 s bod body Nevertheless It Is fitting that on his Irvin S. S Cobb birthday this country country country coun coun- try should launch this memorial For to help perpetuate the bright glory glor of or that name nume Is an nn obligation we owe to ourselves ourselves-a a testimony of ot gratitude for a man amongst us who poured out so freely the precious gifts girts of or sanity and sweetness sweetness sweetness sweet sweet- ness generosity and gallantry a n philosophy that was 1 kindly a n wit that was salty sally but never was sour You gave us so much Bill EIJI were we're Just figuring on paying a little something somethIng something some some- thing back on account I I Signs of Normalcy WE MUST be headed for n nor nr- r- r V malcy Im I'm back on somebody's somebody's some some- body's surl sucker er list As s a charter member of the tIte original mother lodge I belong there I Im I'm m a boob lIen Den whose name led all the rest Today I received not a n list of or selected selected selected se se- se- se foreign bonds bonds that'll that'll come later later but but a n prospectus about a gorgeous gold mining proposition with all the regular products by-products guaranteed such as quicksilver lead copper mothballs and antI I think amalgam fillings Sorry I cant can't Invest In this new bonanza But Im I'm saving up to go Into an equally timely enterprise Its It's a whip buggy-whip factory and on the side were we're going to turn out flintlock muskets for tor the tho United States army Selecting a Candidate TG JVE found out who th the forgotten man wan Is Its It's any Republican officeholder officeholder of of- above the grade of assistant assist ant state geologist who hasn't been proposed by self or friends for next years year's Presidential nomination On every side disinterested patriots patriots patriots pa pa- f feverishly sugg suggest st some deathless name that noho nobody v outside outside out out- side Sile side the Immediate family ever heard beard of or and lo ho a national national fl figure ure whose fame doesn't cover as fiS much territory as n a milk route Is In the time running Almost an anybody ho y who can nn read and write appears to be eli eligible eligible eligi eligi- l- l ble especially If he lie lithographs we well The conr concern rn Is for for- fora a candidate only When It comes to a u platform the Democrats can lend them one which has been used hardly an any If JC at all S 0 Return to Prohibition A ALL LL else aside some of us contend contend contend con con- tend there were two main underlying un tin- denying reasons why this country went tIr dry the wn way It did go One reason was brewers The Time other was distillers If It a n person of ot dubious repute opened a saloon In a nel neighborhood already provided over where In order order order or or- der to live e he must break the time lIquor liquor nor laws there was vas too oft often n a type of or brewer ready to put up for forthe forthe the time license and a n t type pe of distiller to help out with the tIme rest Basically It was th the thu resentment of people against such practices which plunged us Into time the ghastly le legislative legisla legisla- tive error miscalled prohibition Now with that mistake so nearl nearly cured on one hears It directly charged that certain producers of alcoholic drinks are nrc greedily back at the time same old t You can tell teU a n headed lunk-headed pro profiteer profit profit- teer t- t eer as far Car as you can see see hut but you cant can't tell teU him anything else S S S Upholding the Constitution Q 0 HEATED Is the time SO comm ti L over oer the Imperiled Constitution that professional politicians are ure nfl all agog agg g m many going out of one severe ere go gog right Into another accompanied by chills fever cr c and bl high h blood pres pres- sure Everywhere E you OU look you see disputants die dis all lathered up with excitement excitement ex ex- who wouldn't recognize that wat Immortal document If tl they ran Into It sitting In the middle of the I bl big road laying eggs I am rm offering a u suitable prize prIze prIze- namely Grimms Grimm's Fairy Tules In I words of ot one syllable syllable to to to th the first firstI national committeeman man t. I tic or Republican who can crum tell offhand off off- hand whether time tile Constitution starts off When hen In In the course urse of or f human events c or Now Is the time tUne time for all alJ good wen men inca to to come comae to the aid altI of the party part IRVIN S. S COBB North American New ew cw paper Inc WU I |