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Show UINTAH DASIN RECORD Possession Demands Our FLOYD GIBBONS Service, Lest We Perish The only hope of perfecting human relationship Is In accordance with the law of service under which men are so solicitous about what they shall give. Yet people are entitled to the rewards of their Industry. What they earn Is theirs, no matter how small or how great But the possession of property carries the obligation to use It In a larger service. For a man not to recognize the truth, not to be obedient to law, to render allegiance to the state, is for him to be at war with his own nature, to commit suicide. That Is why the wages of sin Is death Unless we live rationally, we perish physically, naturally, spiritually. Do You Ever Wonder Whether thePain Remedy You Use is SAFE? Ask Your Doctor and Find Out Dont Entrust Your Own or Your Familys Well-Beito Unknown ng Preparations person to ask whether the preparation you or your family are taking for the relief of headaches is SAFE tt use regularly is your family doctor. Ask him particularly about Genuine BAYEIt ASPIRIN. lie will tell you that before the discovery of Bayer Aspirin most pain remedies were advised against by physicians as bad for the stomach and, often, for the heart. Which is food for thought if you 6cck quick, safe relief. Scientists rate Bayer Aspirin among the fastest methods yet discovered for the relief of headaches and the pains of rheumatism, neuritis and neuralgia. And the experience of millions of users has proved it safe for the average person to use regularly. In your own interest remember this. You can get Genuine Bayer Aspirin at any drug store simply by asking for it by its full name, BAYER ASPIRIN. Make it a and see that you point to do this get what you want. Bayer Aspirin A Wordiest Poem picture Is a poem that Is words. Beware Coughs f from common colds That Iiamr On Ho matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial irritation, you can pet relief now with Creomulsion. tJerious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with anything less than Creomul-eio- n, which goes right to the seat cf the trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the Inflamed memn branes as the phlegm is loosened and expelled. Even If other remedies have germ-lade- railed, dont be discouraged, your druggist Is authorized to guarantee Creomulsion and to refund your money if you are not satisfied with results from the very first bottle, pet Creomulsion right now. (Advj Quid:, Complete Pleasant ELIMINATION Adventurers' Club Will Rogers Memorial, I SANTA MONICA. I Where this, can see his home across the canyon, Theres still sunlight on the top, but the folds in the friendly hills are turning purple. The most typical hnmorist since Mark Twain, the most beloved oommoner since Abraham Lincoln, the most popular private citizen since Benjamin Franklin, his fame Is an everlasting rock. Why, then, a monument of our fashioning to one who was a national Institution whilst he lived, who became a national tradition almost before the breath left his body? Nevertheless It Is fitting that on his birthday this country should launch For to help perpetuate the bright glory of that name Is an obligation we owe to ourselves a testimony of gratitude for a man amongst us who poured out so freely the precious gifts of sanity and sweetness, generosity and gallantry, a philosophy that was kindly a wit that was salty but never was sour. You gave us so much, Bill, were Just figuring on paying a little something back on account. Signs of Normalcy. MUST be headed for nor- Im back on somebodys sucker list. As a charter member of the original mother lodge, I belong there. Im a boob Ben Adliem whose name led all the rest Today I received, not a list of selected foreign bonds thatll come later but a prospectus about a gorgeous gold mining proposition with all the regular such as quicksilver, guaranteed, lead, copper, mothballs and, I think; amalgam fillings. Sorry I cant Invest In this new bonanza. But Im saving up to go Into an equally timely enterprise. Its a buggy-whi- p factory, and on the side were going to turn out flllntlock muskets for the United States army. WE Selecting a Candidate. TVE found out who the forgotten nmn Is. Its any Republican of- flcehokler above the grade of assistant state geologist who hasnt been proposed by self or friends for next years Presidential nomination. On every side, disinterested patriots feverishly some suggest deathless name that nobody out side the Immediate family ever heard of and, lo, a national figure whose fame doesnt cover ns much territory as a milk route Is In the running. Almost anybody who can read and write appears to be eligible, especially If he lithographs well. The concern Is for a candidate only. When It comes to u platform, the Democrats can lend them one which has been used hardly any, If at all. ' - I;4vv ?. S if Z vv. ; . uf&, -1 K 5 V v : i. VMWIVWV.VW.V cVeoinfjfatt6 SftanffetjWina usq Strac ft. os&wy 'm IIAN'KSGIVINO IIow day I these words spelled days and days of work and worry for the colonial housewife! A festive holiday It was called by proclamation, observes a writer In the Boston Herald, but actually It represented a day which demanded more preparation than most any other In the year. Our old New England traditions required It the Puritans did, so must we was the common understanding of the day. In days of yore grandmother would start her Thanksgiving preparation weeks In advance. The pies must be made. Of course she wouldnt serve mince pies that hadnt ripened. They were made In quantity and put down cellar where they frequently froze to a solidity overcome only by a hot oven Just before the feast In passing It might be well to re-mInd yu of the custom In one New ' England family to have three pieces of pie for breakfast on Thanksgiving morn. Mince, apple and squash were the three, dicta ted by tradition. Well In advance of the traditional day one would see grandmother ttke down the seasoning used hut few times a year, the crackers would he ground up and gradually tne stuflin for the turkey was prepared this also went down cellar to ripen. We mustn't forget the plum pudding which wms made well In advance nnd hung in a hag up In the attic suspended from a nail so Interested mice could not approach. Then came the days before Sons were drafted Thanksgiving. Z ; V, if thJt liu Thanksgiving Preparations Started Long In Advance. to collect and crack the butternuts, Mr. Bumpus Figures OECAUSE the proprietor of a home for tourists solicited patronage on historic old Plymouth Rock In Massachusetts, he was brought before the town council of Plymouth within whose border the old rock lies. The ruling of the council was that the old rock does not belong to the town or to any private Individual but to the entire country, all Americans having the same rights of ownership In this' shrine. I' Ami-rtc- Hes Being Kidded. As the men rode through the night the insurance man confided to Bernard that he was carrjing a large sum of money with him and was glad that Bernard was along. He added that the place they were headed for was an isolated spot and a tough crowd capable of even murder hung out there. Now Bernard says his pal was an Inveterate practical joker, and he thought right away he was being kidded so he decided to ' hand the line right back to him. "Thats all right, Bernard said. "Ill take care of you. If anybody gets tough, why just whistle three times and Ill clean out the place. That promise, Bernard says, seemed to reassure his friend, so noth- - OIJ 0 B9 A Law It Dll? ur ing "ie -- I: Every r.t$ai folio s o Never Give Your 'als in TV Si ? rsi Ciild Unknown Remedy uithX Asking Your Doctor l' According to any doctor you ask, the only safe way to never is give your child a remedy you dont about, without asking Hmf, When it comes to magnesia, that you botvei where, for over 60 years, said PHILLIPS ii; Magnesia for your child. So always say Phillips you buy. And, for your peace of mind, see that child gets this; the jinat uuw Safety Goings-O- n " Mother Should Know and Obse ?5l lUe fel cte and You can assist others by refusing if1'.'' to accept a substitute for the genuine Phillips" Milk of Maz- - , nesia. Do this in the interest of yourself , and your children "? 1 and in the in- - terest of the public in general. Phillips one-thirt- y Mysterious t ficot know. jgggTTf hearth and on went the great process of preparation. The folks came, hugs and kisses went tiie rounds, the new baby was chucked under the chin and an Immediate retreat to the kitchen by the feminine members, took place. or two the feast took By place and then the dishes. Stacks upon stacks of dishes, pots and pans (usually the turkey pan went under the sink for scouring the following day). The Man with the Lantern Had His Back to Me. Games, gossip, etc., occupied a brief period "Until time for supper, lng more was said until they drew np in the darkness before an Isolated when again the kitchen staff swung cabin lighted only by a dim kerosene lamp. The place was miles from nowhere and, despite the fact that Bernard thought his friend was joking, he had a strange feeling of uneasiness. Bernard stayed In the car as the insurance man picked hts way carefully toward the house. Dont forget the three whistles," he warned. Bernard smiled to himself and settled back In the car. Once alone, however, he began to think the situation might not he so funny after all. His friend, he knew, often carried large sums on collection days and this spot looked about as ideal a place for a robbery as you could find. He made up his mind to play safe and be on the alert. Afilft vfAtcujmittL HE) Despite What? Why dont they make a of men over one years old and find out why the so long? Science ought not he tent simply to point at and m A Reveal Themselves. few seconds after the Insurance man had disappeared toward the back of the house, Bernard saw a huge man slink out the front door and make for the back. The man carried a lantern In one hand and an axe In the other. As the lanterq went around the rear of the house, Bernard heard something that drove all thoughts of a practical Joke out of his head. A shot rang out from the rear of the placet Bernard straightened up with a jerk and strained his eves in the direction his friend had taken. He held his breath as he listened for the signal agreed upon. It was no joke now he knew and then he heard the signal. "h'st!es came from the back of the house-whi- stles so , , ,Tfaef ,(a'nt they might have been made with a mans dying breath! "Believe me, I was scared, Bernard writes. I didnt know what to do. Was it all a Joke or had they shot and killed friend? Should I start the car and drive for help, or shouldmyI run to his aid as I had promised? I was unarmed and felt that I would be helpless against them and yet it seemed cowardly to run away. "Did I want to be a live coward or a dead hero? My thoughts probably took only a few seconds, but It seemed as though I was wasting hours of valuable time. I sat behind the wheel ready to start the motor and then the next Instant I had jumped noiselessly out of the car and' grabbing a big stone from the road, went creeping like an Indian to the rear of the house, A The Wonderful Feast Is Served the Happy Guests. Into action and made turkey sand-th- e wlches, poured elder and cut up the pies. As the lights were blown out It was usual to hear the women folk say, "Didn't we have a good time, but Isn't Thanksgiving a tiresome day 1" This was the Thanksgiving of yore contrasted to the modern Thanksgiving of a restful morning, a motor ride through the country or a ride In town, a sumptuous dinner prepared by chefs who have vied with grandmother and her recipes until ' even she Is forced to admit that she has been surpassed -- a delightful matinee at the the- ater nnd an evening in the game Mr. Bumpus Starts to Bump With a Rock. cellar at home. What a contrast and what a pity that grandmothers The man with the lantern had his back to me I sneaked nn with of old couldn't be here now to reap the heavy stone held ready for a death blow. In another the benefits of the advance of New stone won d crash into his skull I He didnt hear me as I second that made the las few steps In a Jump. England family traditions I Wham! The big stone came down with a dull thud! But It didnt come down on the head of the man with the lantern. No, sir-reMr. Bumpus had bumped there" go again -I- nto another figure In the dark and the stone plopped to the ground harmlessly. A familiar laugh sounded In Bernards ear he as and looked sheepishly around the live insurance man ex! plained everything. The shot had been fired at a raccoon which had been e caught handed robbing the chicken coop, Insurance man wanted Bernard to see the fun so he whistled. But the weak whistle? Bernard asked. "New false teeth," the agent answered. Wow! What a close call for the man with the lantern! And It lust and Eirl3 now a httle thing like a new o.S!!0.'V.-b0set of teeth If I off might i Cl r Bumpus bumped Into adventure excuse me, Bernard, for my Bumptious puns bump me off If I do It again when he ran to the rescue of a friend he thought was about to be bumped I mean killed off by robbers. And It was quite a rumpus that Bumpus bumped Into All right. , Reader, Ill stop I 1934 In Bernard lived In New Bedford, Mass., and worked In Wareham. He had a pal an insurance agent who used to run back and forth between the two places daily in his car and ht generally took Bernard with him. One evening as they met at their usual place for the home rhle, the agent told Bernard that he had to make an Important collection at the Head of the Bay, which is about three miles through dense woods from Buzzards Bay. . PLYMOUTH ROCK walnuts, beechnuts, etc. (and more than one finger was smashed In the lei's be frank. There's only one way lor process). Daughters were drafted to peel squash, turnips, carrots, poyour body to rid itself oi the waste matters that cause acidity, gas, headaches, tatoes, sweet and white, and of bloated feelings and a dozen other discourse the proverbial comforts your intestines must function. onions. ' To make them move quickly, pleasThe turkey must be enught. antly, completely, without gnping. killed, plucked, singed and hung up Thousands of physicians recommend for a day before he was brought to Milnesia Wafers. (Dentists recommend Milnesia wafers as an efficient remedy the kitchen. Grandmother must for mouth acidity). Upholding the Constitution. make her famous nut bread for WilHEATED Is the controversy liam ("he does like It so when he These mint flavored candy-lik- e wafers are pure milk of magnesia. Each wafer gO the Imperiled Constitution comes home"). Sadie, you make Is approximately equal to a lull adult that professional politicians are all the fudge Alice, you make the modose of liquid milkef magnesia. Chewed agog, many going out of one severe lasses candy Sue. you make " thoroughly in accordance with the direcnd so It goes. tions on the bottle or tin, then swallowed, gog right Into another, accompanied Everyone hustles, by chills, fever and high blood pres- all wanting the same dishes, the they correct acidity, bad breath, flatusame stove cover, the ntlxlu spoon, lence, at their source and at the same sure. time enable quick, complete, pleas-a- n Everywhere you look, you see dis- etc. t elimination. putants, all lathered up with exJohnnie. Oh, Johnnie! Go down Milnesia Wafers come In bottles cf 20 citement, who wouldnt recognize to the village and get me gome and 43 wafers, at 35c and 60o respecthat Immortul document if they ran more crackers Glory me! Ive run tively, or in convenient tins containing Into It sitting In the middle of the out of seasoning and the errands 12 at 20c. Each wafer is approximately start. an adult dose of milk of magnesia. All big road, laying eggs. 1 tut These were typical New England eflering a suitable prize good drug stores carry them. Start using these delicious, effective wafers today. namely, Grimm's Fairy Tales In days of preparation for the ThanksProfessional samples sent free to regwords of one syllable to the first giving feast, all of which must he istered physicians or dentists if request national committeeman. Democraexecuted In addition to the regular is made on professional letter head. tic or Republican, who can toll off- chores of milking Imtter for market SELECT PRODUCTS, Incorporated hand whether the a week, churning the cottage 4402 23rd St Lons Island City, N. Y. starts off, M hen In Constitution twice the course of cheec, collecting the eggs, etc,, etc. or, Now Is t ho Then came the day the house 1 1 fal human Thanktgiving Laited 3 Day II tUlie for 11,1 men to come to must he side nml span. Dozen of The first ohseruinee of Thanks-gl- ' M H J Li k n the uld of the party." lim'd he dusted, the parlor Ing day began Thursday, NovemWin S. CODQ. pictures must he opened up. wood brought ber 3, li.-- l, at Plymouth, Mi w .ui,-North AUltuicfc In Tor the extra stove, chestnut nml ended with n state dinner on Inc. WMJ feeivke. u gatlieivd to put on the tlicpiace the following Saturday. d fire-brea- GIBBONS BUMPED into this story today from Mr. Bernard Bumpus, and I dont mind telling you boys and girls that Mr. Bumpus us was the certainly was put over tie bumps in what he tells it. into biggest thrill in his young life. Lets bump fa vfei- Return to Prohibition. lunk-heade- t0 k longest in t nfa'-lnnearing completion, J in American Forest V""' eontly. It extends length a major part of California Pitt river In the north river In the south, a dlstfa' miles. It varies In wjfa to 200 feet, and folio,., edge of the Ponderosa Famous Headline Hunter. A I.L else aside, some of us con- - tend there were two main underlying reasons why this country went dry" the way It did go. One reason was brewers. The other was distillers. If a person of dubious repute opened a saloon In a neighborhood already over provided, where. In order to live, he must break the liquor laws, there was, too often, a type of brewer ready to put up for the license nnd a type of distiller to help out with the rest. Basically, It was the Imutleulate rrdi-rlesentment of people such gainst which practices plunged us Into the ghastly legislative error miscalled prohibition. Now, with that mistake so nearly cured, one hears It directly charged that certain producers of alcoholic drinks are greedily back at the same old tricks. You can tell a profiteer as far as you can see hut you cant tell him anything else. By FLOYD FlRPfa Way sa fa tecting the pines from In the foothills below. Almost a Killing! Thrilling LONGEST The Ponderosa SALT LAKE'S NEWEST O Onr lobby Is delightfully cooled daring the summer mosRadio for Every Room 200 Rooms 200 Baths 5 lieffTIa t i t $ 6 HOTEL Temple Squar Rates 1.50 to $3.00 The Ilotel Temple highly desirable phrre.You will alwaysf11 ulate, uprcmely t horouRhly afcrefable.o11 fore understand why HIGHLY becommdde You can also appreciate w p a mark of dhtineijon its at this beautiful ERNEST C ; ROSSITER-- red-Th- WNU Servlc Coffee at Beverage Coffee, In the form of a beverage, as we use It today, was known to the Arabs, centuries before the Turks captured Constantinople. The Moslems, to whom the use of splr Its was denied by their religion, took a fancy to the beverage, and In 1511 A. D. their leaders held a meeting In Mecca and placed a ban on the. use of the stimulating beverage by Mohammedans. In Selim Egypt, resisted the prohihi tlon of the beverage and bad two Persians executed for warning the pimple against drinking coffee E'en at the present time some sects In Egypt employ coffee In ennnee Mott with certain of their religion rites. The drink spread rapidly throughout the great Moslem plre, nnd hy the Fifteenth toffee was a common be the tables of Europe. Thame Race 200 Year Old An English actor. Thomas Dog-set- t, bequeathed In 1722 a sum of money In trust to the Fishmongers company "for the of a race hetween young promotion Thames watermen who shall, within 12 months of the evejit, have completed their ami taken up the Free dom of the River. One of the conditions of the race Is shall be rowed against the that it tide at a time when the tide rules the don bridge to Chelsea and a half miles! and bridge (four the winner an orange colored coat and breeches, a pair of silk siocklm cap with n badge of a Mixer badge to he hft arm hearing the f ll.inmcr. lie reeeh,. s cash Prize of pounds. Detroit News. nuhes too frequent urination; Ids! headache, jillinCSS, leg pains, swellings under the eyes? Are yu . ous feel all unstrung know what is wrong? V, Then giva lorn fun kidneys, oe sure they ii,!' ly for functional kidney f1' in mits excess waste to stay r and to poison and JP5C system, Use Doan Pills. Do1"'''",; ung, ere Adler kidneys, only. They 'uinu' cf" jjythe world over. . -- j. I . f uine, time-teste- d yu Doan I -i store. WISl ;. ace IBrcftente; Start today to relieve the aid healing and improve safe me . ,, ResBt- i- i s anc |