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Show i o H An Awkward Position. H ! G. T. Wilson, who presided at tho H I autumnal convention of dancing mas- H iters In New York, said of a certain H new way of waltzing: H "Why, to waltz llko that would H make mo feel as awkward as " Ho H laughed. H "In Portland, ono day, whllo walk- H ' lng down tho street, I camo faco to H I face with a young wqman, and In at- H tempting to pass each other, wo H dodged from sldo to sldo, both going H to the right simultaneously, and the" H both going to tho left. H "I suppose this has happened to a, H of you this meeting with somo one H going in an opposite direction, and H the subsequent dodging from loft to H right four or fivo times boforo you get H "Well, as I dodged before tho young H woman like that, she suddenly stag- H gored mo by saying: H '"Hurry up. Which is it to be H waltz or two-step?' " ,-, H |