| Show JUST FOR FUN 1 Vindication What do you ou think of ot this idea of ot I spelling reform Its all right answered Fanner Flinner Im m to see It A nilus Ilu did want something to happen to take lake the th conceit out o 0 the tho school teacher that used to lick me nIl for not doll doln things his hll way Washington Star on timi limo Ilia Waters Vaters Do De aln is t raU Brother Dickey DIcke what you OU gives ter cc d de poor you lends tend tor hr de do but you ou spend all yo yn o time how ho much interest will be comin to you Allan tn Ia 11 Constitution A Slander Wo Wi 1 air f fir Cr r a i certain flossy florsy guy KUY that h has haR s been circulating a lie about us UI lie He has lias been leon telling It around that we 11 was drunk on alcohol on last lut Monday I Jt It IM a despicable dl slander Alander We was Will drunk on wood alcohol but It was wason WASon wason on Hardeman Free Press Hardly Worth the limo II It is 11 still a n even fn with lIh th tug more mort enthusiastic tlc chauffeurs whether the prestige accruing from being ar arrested arrested rested for violating the opeo speed limit Is I really worth the fine that Is Sr Imposed Indianapolis News A sarcastic lawyer during the trial of ot a 11 case cae made the tb use of the expression sion Cast not your ocr pearls before I swine Sub q as II he arose to tomake tomake make MIke time the argument the judge face fare facetiously facetiously I remarked He Be 11 careful Mr Ir 8 5 not to 10 nut cast reads pearis f before beCort swine Dont be alarm I am about to address addre UK ua jury jur not the tho Will was the t e of ot the barrister And now new f Mi M the friend of toC other das 1111 you fou are lirE rich And nd Independent Well VeIl tl answered t Mr sit It I J am amrich amrich I Irich rich till all 1 right nut But then hen mother and the girls are ar I J dont take lake II chances on being to loe too Independent W cn tl Flar I T Te Fee c worried to o death bout baut b ut my daughter dau Mary Magdalene srI M sn an anold n nold old negro woman to 10 the curate of ot the parish She Ehe jes up In the lime clouds j 1 J do de whole time Well theres there no great harm In that replied the min ruin liter uter Yau raaP sub suh uh there der Is II Suppose gho sho gits KlIs hit lilt by one o deso yore ere 1110 machines Philadelphia Ledger Well eli said uld Uncle Allen Alien Sparks laying the paper aside with something like resentment Ive Jve read Bryans whole speech particularly his hi remarks with reference to the railroads and he dont say 8 1 the first word nord about com cont compelling compelling palling tho the train boys 1101 to their gains gain Chicago ro Tribune I iI i |
