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Show A CURE FOR DYSPEPSIA. I When ono reviews tho long list of thrills, laughs and quick sensations for eye and ear that an evening of modern vaudovlllo has given him, ho ceases to wonder at tho astounding popularity popular-ity of this form of amusement. It is like a patent tonic a sure cure for I) ull forma of megrims In all typos 01 ll humanity. V The prescription put up by the man- I agement of the Orphoum for next i week's doses, to bo taken twlco dally, I has all tho necessary Ingredients to I cure dyspepsia superinduced by tot. much Christmas fare. Tho most expensive, ex-pensive, and .consequently satisfying, splco In tho vaudeville potion la Mr. Charles P. Semon, "The Narrow Poller," Pol-ler," who la a comedian with a monologue mono-logue repertoire calculated to crack a marble headstone. Ho has tho record for creating moro genuino fun with less apparent effort than tho average monoiogulst la able to do. A good tonic that leaves a pleasant taste are tho Musical Avolos, a quartette quar-tette of xylophonlsts who are entitled to tho word "premier" In their billing. Their renditions are a happy medium between the classic and tho latest light music. Elsewhere where vaudevlllo Is established es-tablished tho Dillon brothers are the household names that stand for fun, good measure, pressed down and running run-ning over. The Dllllons are comedians who sing their own songs and paro- dIei- , ,. For a sugar-coated Ingredient of the prescription, a Russian singer Is added to insure an overbalance to tho bill, and this Is as It should bo. Mme. Slap-offskl, Slap-offskl, a soprano of good dramatic range. Incidentally this lady sings ; English songs in a faahlon that ought to insuro a warm welcome. No first class vaudevlllo prescrlp- ! Hon would be complete without a dash of acrobatic comedy. This will bo furnished fur-nished by Palfrey and Hoefier, a bone-racking bone-racking pair of cyclists whose chlei asset Is an Inexhaustible desire to J break their necks at every perform- !ance. Miss I.lna Pantzer, assisted by i "Tommy," is another acrobatic feature that Is well shaken. Her specialty Is tho bounding wire act, a stunt sho performs with both grace and procls-Then, procls-Then, of course, there nro tho kino-drome kino-drome and tho all-solo orchestra. |