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Show Over the navy door the President taiks up the sign, "Keep your month shut. I will do all the talking for ; the navy." President Roosevelt is trying 10 keep the Republican party close to ( the rcorle, vc are informed. It has always been kept close enough to "touch" them whenever necessary. ' I "Insects often blush," .says. a -Lon don scientist. If that is true, it is ! to be hoped Boni and Helic arc rcad- 1 ing all the nice things said about them in the papers just now. , The Milwaukee Sentinal calls -the attention to a report of the Prcsi- dent's recent hunt In Va., whieir 1 reads, "The President shot a turkey i and a rabbit, one of them on the I wing." Well, but which one? i I Miss Vera Fedorovina Kommisar- 1 jewskaya, Russia's leading actress, is 1 to tour the country. In these days of paper trusts it is hard on managers to be forced to enlarge their programmes pro-grammes for the accommodation of the lady's name. i 'By grapevine we have it that Col. I George Bailey, of the Houston Post, will soon treat himself to a trip to Wonderful Washington. Bailey de- 1 serves something good to cat, and a planked Potomac shad will be noio ing more than a fitting reward. Also the French castle shall be notified. The charitable organizations on the Pacific coast report that many native Americans arc in need of assistance, J but that the Japanese appear to have plenty of money. That is the difference differ-ence between the two peoples. Tlu Japanese save wliat the Americans ( waste. It is the story of the ant J and the grasshopper over again. ) Many physicians agree that it is I more or less dangerous to stop heavy I drinking too abruptly. Anyhow, pro- j hibition is less than two weeks old in f Georgia, and already a man in '! Gainesville reports "an alligator shaped creature, striped with many I colors, that fell from the clouds on I last Thursday." |