| Show NEWS NOTES Was you ever eer In Cincinnati From Front Brewerytown ns Oil Its lis enemies slander slanderously term It II comes this tIthe story A Adark darky dark went to sleep In tho the middle of ot a 11 thoroughfare recently only to be le awakened by b u It ruthless automobile which hitting his tile bend left him uninjured With commendable I presence of or mind he ho rose ose mill and caught the th number of or the this car cur Hastening to the neatest policy shop he played the I number und and won 8 Thus doth the thc Its itA hll upon all adds acids the veracious narrator Richard Fitzgerald has ban been elected chairman of or the tIme Western Jockey Jock club Now No we are willing to bet het real reul money mone that retired In demanding to compete In a II billiard tournament WillIe Will 10 Hoppo shows nil all the earmarks of a II real cham chain champion champIon pion plout To date there ore no Ito additions to tho the baseball vocabulary We Se have had hod hadn hada n II weird game an absurd game a n Tea fea featureless game lillie a II listless game gamo anti and a travesty on tho the national game Cant somebody dig up a II fresh one oneA oneA A picture of or Jim Jeffries breaking tho the stubborn globe glebe was WIS given RIen wide cir dr circulation last week It U wall followed by bythe b bythe the unnecessary announcement of or his willingness to light lIht again Bradley refused an 1111 outer offer of reI of from Sport port Gates for or a n old ohl that had hud never r faced aced the barrier harrIer At ot first rending one cite Is 18 struck with the remarkable spectacle of or any 1111 man mall making or any 1111 other oilier man refusing r such an au o tY r The second rending readIng r brings n II suggestion of or Improbability In tho the Interest of lIr truthfulness lets go gono no lii farther Battling Nelson Nelton has promised e to spend his hits first vacation at nt Huron S SD SD SD D Huron Is III evidently preparing to spring n a 1 real estate boom The umpires of or the American league will wili meet In Chicago within n a 1 day tin or two to cancel all nil friendships und put their sensibilities In cola col storage lito rn If 0 till October The Tho Yacht Racing Union wants pence pace Perhaps they ther want It so si they the tho will be he In lit a position to 10 start another war trite There Thero are automobiles nowadays that warn you rOil In a low how musical hum hum of ot their approach n It would be Ie proper roer It to 10 have nn an accessory that could piny pIn Lead lea ii Kindly Il null Light LI gut ns liS a II machine leors down don on u II fated itches leles t i Abe Pollock has haN passed Into the tho ranks of or the umpires He lie has haH been h en training tra for or several years by h referee refereeIng refereeing Ing boxing bouts boUtA Ho lie has hal been heln called robber thief and the like many times but It remains to 10 be seen how hol he will conduct himself In a n cloudburst of or pop pOll bottles The ho football rules Iules stand approved I everywhere At ot this stage of or the tho game the mere mer Idea Ideo of or being permitted to have hae football rules rufos Is Ix what pleases Herrera Nelson mot met in iii Los An Angeles Angeles n geles tho the other evening Tho press agent allent reports that friends hall had to In intervene n to tn prevent them having It out outon outon on the spot Can It he be possible theres theros theresa a n on out the lire President Roosevelt IB In to receive a n specially designed pass pasa to American league ball games gaines If we WI wore were his bin vote ate secretary und and opened Impelled the White hite House mull mail wo we certainly would assert our OUI right to save tho the president tho the trouble of at looking after acter details The ho Cassidy bill before the New el York legislature making betting on horse races a II felony felon received three nf nr votes otes Reform Is IB making great strides In the Umpire EmpIre state We Wo e hove have looked upon the tho coal strike us liS the MillO of or calamities but It pales Into lutto Insignificance tin us the Journalist would say sar compared to tho the dire of ot n It famine In imi cuddles What Vhal hat plea ir lm could a n maui man with a 1 hut bin full till of o coal flail find III In life lito If It ho had hod to carry I I clubs chubs and hunt t golf I I balls halls |
