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Show The Size of America. Colonel Abraham Oruber Is tho master mas-ter of moro Irish Jokes than any other man In Cyrus, Minn. "Micky Klnnlgan, who had been an American cltlen for about a year and had traveled about this continent considerably, returned homo to HI-bernln HI-bernln for n visit. This Is tho way ho described his now country to ono of his relatives: "I'hwy, Amor-r-lca Is so big. bo-gorra, bo-gorra, that If you were to drag England En-gland thr-u three slates you would'n lavo a mar-k In tho dlr-rt, nn' you could lose Olrlnnd In ono o' thlm gr-reat Inland oceans wo havo, phwat wo call lakes An If you had Scotland Scot-land to get rid of, there aro a thousand thou-sand corners you could hide her In, an' nobody could toll where you had put her except, begorra, for the bad mell o' tho whisky " |