Show SID WAS GOING HOME TO MO MOTHER THER mr binks 1 met a woman today hint I 1 thought a good lent of once mrs oh you lid did yes I 1 used to do my very bew bem to please tier lier humph I 1 1 I did everything I 1 could to win tier her my aly goodness rood ness 11 ant and at last I 1 flattered myself alint I 1 wha she granted nil all that tha t I 1 asked tin and by so doing made me ino tho the happ happiest lest man fill alive merciful 1 I iskeni tier her to come up to the house alth th me ino today but she had some ennie shopping E to do and cannot get hero here until supper time mr blinks I 1 ani am going homo home to my illy mother she tit nt horne homo roy my dear it was your mother that I 1 met she gave me vou circumstances alter cases old I 1 cannot take your you r ense case circumstantial evidence Is so strong against you it would ho be almost impossible for me to prove your innocence prospective client hut but my lily dour dear sir inin I 1 am not innocent im guilty old lawyer roh oh another matter I 1 think I 1 can clear you without any trouble at playing favorites they were lining dining in a swell bean cry what Is your favorite game lie ho naked quail on toast ho he replied and yours karles eagles on gold pieces she answered t WISE YOUTH why did pa call mr air jones a chump cause hes smal lern pa road to wealth let lat us ug then be up and doing every salesman has hla his goal drop the rag youve been chewing use your voice to peddle coal quite the contrary do you find health and happiness on the golf links wot snot always be surprised to know liow how many golfers I 1 meet who have nasty tempers and diseased livers danger in delay miss cloar x george gcorge dear im afraid our wedding will have to bo be postponed mr bir impossible darling im afraid my creditors wont stand for it nobody hurt ileine I 1 hear you drew a gun in blanks saloon last night what was the trouble omar oh there was tie no trouble at all I 1 merely drew it at a raffle of course Is your wife as aa fond of bric a brac as ever why shed say the parlor too full of such stuff it if she bile had to stand outside and look th in the window what he wanted customer have dave you an artistic elgar dealer what do you mean customer one that draws w well ell impertinent query bazol charlie Fresti leigh actually tried to kiss me lust last night almee indeed I 1 how did it happen that he had to try another of womans comans rights allow are smith and his suffragette wife 1 fe getting along not at all 1111 sho she insists on reading the sporting pago page before lie ho does giving due credit 1 I presume mr bir Grab coln the eminent capitalist poses as a self mude made man inan well no mr frankly admits that some of his fits biggest denis deals could not havo have been put through without the nid of his lawyers second crop biggs death to Is a sure cure for lying diggs not always ive known it to break out agala again on a mans tomb tone WHAT HE HAS MISSED e no I 1 never neer aulce excursions into the realms of fancy I 1 lent with known quantities anti and leave tho the unknown for or the dreamers 11 evidently you never courted a girl then so they do to err may be human and to sidestep divine but woman lovely woman backs olt oft a car each time Daugh daughter tor of mother goose whore tire nio iou oil going illy pretty maid 7 im going to europe curole sir bhe said and why hy tire nio going lily in pretty maid lun ld to purchase a duke It ilce sir mr she arent they all my pretty maid souie some tire but liala shot or site said has he her hands full mis airs Dubu Dub waito alto must bo be a busy 11 I 1 wot nati no doubt she belongs belong to several curd card club cluba 9 a music club a literal literary y club three charitable organizations and two uplift societies and still finds time to innee it n cako cake occasionally for the young A pessimistic outlook what was the excitement A photographer took a of tin an eccentric man about town while in the net act of calling enting his ats dinner want was the idea tho the gentleman said lie ho wanted a souvenir photograph of himself consuming a n shenk before the price of steaks become became prohibitive far above such matters no nian man in public life can last long unless lie he knows snows how to feel the public pulse depends on what you mean by public life yes traffic policemen owe their success primarily to the fact that they pay no attention to what the public Is thinking his observation do you believe that suffering and severe trials tend to purify ones character asked the fair maid 4 certainly replied the fussy bachelor 4 ive heard of a number of cases where men have been reformed by marriage the difference automobilist recovering litter acci dent seventy five collars dollars doctor seems rather high hilgh doctor emdee ohl I 1 dont doat know you paid the garage enrage people to repair your automobile FULL explanation I 1 I 1 5 I 1 0 o wot auz do de matter wid you nna an yet pa last night wily why I 1 fist tin ini how ter spell jill hip tin an lie ho thought hanl bard for it minute an then got mael mad tin nn licked me ter tec botheris bother bo therin ln tin lin preparedness 1 I know knew ind spur would malio a good race for sheriff 1 I got clot elected lie ho yes when his fits friends called on him at the beginning of the campaign ho he took out his checkbook and asked boys how much will you need hopeless Hope lesi case i i physician so ao you are arc a poet ell ch patient Y yes es my ily father was wab a poet as was roy my grandfather timo physician indeed I 1 then the disease la Is evidently hereditary |