Show GOOD ja A SAVED do hunt yes I 1 lind find a narrow escape from a rhinoceros do quiz and what saved you do hunt tho filet that the rhinoceros could not climb a tree had something to do 10 with it one comans womans wisdom she was left led a a contested cont esteil fortune hut but proved she a dunce once for she bhe rot got every cent of the nion money ay by marrying tier her lawyer at once appreciative now this poet has tile tho right idea bout doing business said the editor you surprise me before submitting a sonnet ho he presents pre me ino with a first class cigar suppose the Is IB not worth publishing 11 oh 0 h im not without a sense of gratitude ill contribute a two cent stamp arid and soe see that lie gets ills verses back iraln her enjoyable meals and do you enjoy your meals asked tho the doctor of the patient some of them doctor replied tho the woman iv anan only somo some of them yes doctor I 1 enjoyed my luncheons and why your luncheons pray 1 because De causo I 1 cat them in peace and au quiet let my aly husband always takes his lunch at tile the club relative values why dont you pay your subscription in fit garden stuff inquired the editor of tile the Punk gazette well replied farmer corntassel id hate to look stingy when I 1 was handin you cabbage tomatoes an the way tile cost of food has baa been coln it ud tid le ile hard to give you anything ii noticeable oti tice ablo that be bd worth more than the regular money not all her own A young lio ho blocs R a lilt bit in tile line of verso recently rel belted ahr following noto note from it a magazine editor dear tile verses entitled the kiss 1 are extremely clever can you assure mo me that hint they are orI original gInni whereupon the fair writer nil an sir not quite the kiss was n we often feel ahat way enve you yon any diaries arles Il for 1017 not yet why so illi much leil tins r since ince annit try iry I 1 that ivo ive used up till nit nil of this years gears elendar richmond thues self important 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im reasonably certain about one hlll g arid and what la Is that t it if site bho ever did so sho she probably knocked just about the time some chump taine came along in hit his automobile and tooted ills bis fiorin so loudly I 1 licar hear her she knew father arither you said you want ant to marry mairy this young oung faan man D daughter kuehter yes father hut youve ou ve only met him twice you say yes father hut but you cant tan t know anything about a young man mail by only meeting allm twice oil oh yes ea I 1 can call father I 1 know ho he lances dances beautifully continuous round of pleasure first cincinnati man alan hello old seen been you for several days daa been out of town second C man alan yes yea been in indianapolis di dl for a joeli geelt first C man alan have a good time second C man alan well I 1 should guess yes why I 1 never got to bed a single night I 1 was there before ten IndIn indianapolis star big chicken population whitt what la Is this state we are now in lne asked the man mail ot of his chauffeur while touring this la Is minnesota sir replied the driver oil indeed that reminds mo me that I 1 read the other day that there are chickens in minnesota can you see the road ahead well no sir I 1 can hardly seo see it for or chickens sir ON THE CONTRARY i 6 dl f the tenderfoot liou yuu jut aiu ily ing very expensive down hero here in the southwest thu the roughneck ohl no wo we hold life cheap here disappointed there never was it sinner shiner yet was wag altogether alto KOther bad but when ills his neighbors find and that out it to make thena sail sad yes ye why nill the ostrich claims lie distinction of lilting laying the ho largest pg egg the egg which ecklis weighs el Klis about pounds Is considered equal in contents to 21 lien eggs jill why then does it go and cover ip its ill head while the hen goes about cackling to bent beat the band A lay in the country E zekiel I 1 yes mm alarin in see that lien hen out in the rond road beg marla do you nii suppose it la Is bryin to lay an egg out hit there no miulan its probably trying to lay iny tile lie dust mysterious first flapper 1 I cant imagine how that secret leaked out second ditto nor 11 II im sure every oil one e I 1 told promised to say nothing about it passing show make good I 1 hear bear yo youve ve sold your bird do dog g ile he was waa a good retriever lie ho 1 I thought so BO but he bring much when I 1 sold him resourceful wife and la Is your wife a good housekeeper oh wonderful mo mother therl she can beat coffee perfectly with ith an am electric curling iron keeping it dark did 1 I understand you to say that your friend is a retired capitalist yes ilow how did lie he mako make hla his 1 I 1 dont know when the government was to find out how he mado made ills his money I 1 knew it was a waste of time far TOO me to investigate his position r tanks n k must emust be very cry uncomfortable why must lie ile bo lie ho Is a crooked man to ID |