Show MU W it if you had bad just juat a few grains brains ot at sense know what a gibbering idiot you are 11 J wont dispute your assertion ac but when I 1 make a statement like ilka that I 1 want to hure hare nerve enough to tell me I 1 im in a stupid turtle headed liar when I 1 look at you Murdle stone I 1 cant help wondering it youre worth the atmosphere you displace its ita hardly necessary for or me to tell you blind that you are the last man on earth rd id want to share a state stateroom roo in with but all the others on the boat are taken yes air rye ive read tho the manuscript of your story and its ita absolutely the rott rottenest enest I 1 ever waded through here it Is you may leave the door open as aa you go out test teat of gravity professor blobs la is a serious mind ed man yes have you ever seen him blin nt at a base aall kill game no why do you ask 1 I was ivas just wondering what his conduct would be it the game were tied and a player on the home team whose batting average was a joke should walk up to the plate and slam out a home run tho the boss does what you let your office boy off this afternoon simply almol because he told you his bis grandmother was d dead aad dont you know that hat the moment he left hero here he went straight to tho the ball game yes but what could I 1 do the little rascal taking a long lone chance looked me straight in the eye and asked me politely would I 1 like to attend the funeral you cant call a roana mans size elzo bluff like that can you yau run rtin for wrong party Alls tresa tresi oh by the way smithers ive arran arranged god for or the breakfast in the servants eer hall to be a of 0 an hour earlier in future smithers then my lady I 1 beg leave to give notice I 1 dietress why smithers well my lady it seems to in me that this establishment Is being conducted tor for your convenience rather than i for that of the servants punch alt VERSATILE MACHI MACHINE AV aca L but your automobile burn turn turtle tattle every day and seek seck a mud puddle dosi does it uha 6 sometimes it turns turna bird and hakea to the air and then again Itt tuini monkey iri and climbs a tree plenty of time now azure skies shies above us ua bond bend all alid nature seems to anille out but I 1 would not be anxious friend to picnic for a while I 1 I 1 effective president D bosh I 1 said mr air after mrs Nerve pop had expressed the wish that a woman might be president of states slates for just one week what could bould she do what could she do retorted the lady 1 ir I tell bod this james jamea that it if i I 1 could get into the white house with a couple of good swedes to help mo me id do more in a minute than any president dent weve had bad in 20 years with both houses of congress and his cabinet be hand bluml harpere Harper Harp erP fl weekly TA A fussy boss bosa in the dickens la Is that om office ce boy gone down to the corner to look at the baseball bulletins go and tell him to come to me at once oice dont be to too bard on the boy ill alro him on the spot if lie be cant tell raw me exactly how the game la Is going stingy thing will thil not inot let him hold her hand band will not let him kiss lier ier bet when she goes out of tor botn n lie ile will hardly miss her of the active transitive kind tv tata ats the first time I 1 ever heerd hee rd anybody speak ot of gins as a working man but he la is just he same lind and I 1 cougil alva you a long list hat of his bla trust sag mg fellow whom he baa worked main crop there are so co many things I 1 was waa disappointed to find 1 I 1 raise on my farni farm bourd be satisfied if I 1 could 0 only I 1 on I 1 mi mine ne t if r v r h tv lt lock of room I 1 do riot not in a a hammock swing hut but dont deserve applause tor for that theres just no place to put the thing because im living in a flat lust just in time pa heres something in this news newa paper about aba th charus girl lure what does that i dean mean pa ahem abern coughed pa with a know ow ing smile that OL froze on cm hla his face ace it means nothing that concerns you son bon dont you see gee your mother lj standing tiding in the door go to her at once might not be so bad 1 I see sec the capitol at albany was so BO badly built that it la Is likely to fall at any time that un fortu date batet griggs not necessarily necess arlIT it might fall fair you know when the legislature was in session life PHRASE ORIGIN I 1 0 ell 4 PAP 0 fc willie prehistoric ohl oh mamma what is papa doing with that telegram mrs Prebi prehistoric my san son he hea merely breaking therewa the newa news its ita the weather this morns lies hes yawned dawned bout out EO 60 times and ere the day la in oer it deoms to be quite likely that hell yawn bout zo more she hadtke had the preference father angrily entering parlor at 1230 look here young man do you stay as late as aa this when you call on other girls jack huggard haggard trembling with tear fear N n nl tio father appeased as aa he fae leaves leaven the room tats all right then theal aside thank heaven I 1 mary alary haa bile caught on at laatt ii at I 1 puck up to date what did she say when you told her that you were not worthy of herr berr she said she was glad I 1 admitted it but that her father fathe rhad had been hay hao ing roe me trailed by a detective and was quite prepared to prove it it if I 1 ba had d not admitted it coming and going mrs brown and mrs airs green seem to have little to 10 lo do but talk across the tha fence yes yea they have plenty to talk about mrs brown las has just come out of the hospital and mrs airs green thinks of going inthe in the future have ila v e the smiths any aeroplanes aero mero planes no they are arc so poor that they cannot afford anything but an automobile getting a coak cook her husband 1 I suppose you looked up the new cooks references ills wife no dear I 1 was afraid they might not turn out satisfactory WOULD THINK 80 0 0 0 0 0 0 cholly t just saved a girls life and BOG ahr promised pro misad to marry me molly she aho prefer to drown literature I 1 time for proad or rhyme or matuas ot of the only heed the tha aluff I 1 read upon the tha baseball page no dk work for him film W weary eary effle elds paper says say that curved jaws that may be strapped to the hand have hava been patented by a michigan inventor to enable chabla a roan man to husk born corn quickly toddling tommie who do you suppose would want to hitik cot corn quickly note of alarm Landlady Mr snips ie it true the papers say there Is going to be a ra maddt in the tariff on oil prunes brunett louder boarder h astley bopa ape hotl nots f A e |