Show TOO FOO DIGNIFIED ENTIRELY how he hoverud overdid tho this thing and barongi it confusion on himself 1 I know a man says mr james W scott who recently went homo home from a club function at a scandalously lato late hour hoor or it if you yon please at an all equally scandalously early hour he had bad a wholesome regard for his bettor better half so BO he ha entered tho the house very dig hung up his hat in its proper place and mounted tho stairway to ills his apartment with exemplary precision ile he struck a match softly lighted the gas ard and was exceedingly cautious about disrobing dis and in placing his garments in just such order that th athis hia wife should havo have no possible occasion to reproach him next day indeed ho be conducted himself with that nice particularity which is not infrequently born of a con that too much wino wine has been imbibed I 1 well when he woke up and dressed and came down stairs his wife received him smilingly 1 I watched you carefully said she eho and I 1 dont know that over ever before you cereso eo dignified and orderly iwas I 1 was particularly charmed by tho the decency with which you put away your cloth ing yes yee baid tho liu band pron dIT T 1 I flatter myself that I 1 did acquit uy self belt handsomely for a man who had been out to dinner I 1 I 1 yet yea my dear I 1 continued tho wife but thern was one tiling that I 1 could not understand why did you light the gas in broad daylight C chicago lite 20 record |