Show its no longer grippe in london just flu nobody has been heard to complain of lack of variety in the weather aviators Arta tors lire are still making now new world Fo records cords and yet the sport la IS in its ita infancy everything comes to him who waits another restaurant employed has bas fallen heir to a fortune if the aeroplanes aero planes will abolish war the tha peace commission should at once subsidize all it can reach aviators as a class are going to be more careful this year natural selection will eliminate the reckless ones it took a postal card 36 years to go from connecticut to indiana bet a dollar he had it in his pocket all the time in cleveland an engineer has been made a present of a locomotive this is id better than a white elephant as it consumes no hay bay in new york they are trying to remedy the evils of divorce by remedying the evils of marriage that seems seema a thoughtful method medicine hat wants its name changed we would be better pleased it it changed the tha brand of weather it sends down this way we are glad to learn that red aberts make hons hens lay but what garment would influence thorn them to cut their present prices on eggs 1 they siy say that bad roads cost this country three million dollars a year we could have a pretty good little war for that sum let us fix the roads without questioning for one second the bravery of our own policemen we would point out that tile the london bobby has to face all comers without a revolver t puccini when ho he started back to italy was kissed by 40 mon moa who sing in grand opera after having gone through that seasickness sea sickness will have no terrors for him ij 1 it t la Is no crime to steal an um rella on a rainy day in new jersey will all persona persons who indulge in that pastime please go to new jersey to oblige the rest of us A canton 0 man says that 60 cent hats are good enough for any woman but the canton man will no doubt experience per peri lence ence considerable difficulty no getting t any woman to wear one an ohio doctor who dissected ats reports that he found tuberculosis germs in every one ot of them ho does not say what he did with the supply of germs thus secured in trying to get rid of 0 corrupt policemen gotham seems to have leaped out bout of the frying pan into the fire they are more honest than they used to lo be but they now write poetry following the hobble bobble we are to have bavo the bl plaue plane skirt As ag it Is IB to be DO a bifurcated garment man had bet ter look to ills his own plainly the trend ot of ferni feminine nine fashions li IA toward tho the mannish but the more magilke woman becomes the less lesa womanly she Is now a medical expert has cut out a mans lungs to cure cura tuberculosis the operation la is claimed to be a new one but it if successful will be followed up bythe by tho theory ot of curing diseases generally by the simple process of removing the organ affected so that a man mail with more than his average share of trouble in the shape of disease will find life but a hollow bort of affair the wife of a pennsylvania farmer found a nugget of gold in the crop of a chicken she was dressing and now there is great excitement the community having resolved itself into a prospecting party but tho the chances are that there Is more gold in chick ons ans killed and prepared for mar market ket nt it present prices than in fit mines or placers in the keystone state official figures from annual re reports po rt a show chow that the post ollice department has nearly reached tho the point where it Is self sustaining and there are soy sev era oral changes which might yet bo be effected in tle tie interest of 0 economy and the saving of public money ft is no Vinc function tion of the government to make a profit in carrying the peoples malls mails but everybody would share in the benefit should the cost bo be so reduced as to permit lower postage rates and now it Is discovered that nn all epidemic ot of tuberculosis prevail among the rabbits of now york s tate state another result no doubt ot of lea leading ding a fast fas life and going the pace that kills A nantucket fisherman hooked a large codfish codish from whose stomach when cut open lew flow out a rood nood size dick whose escaping flight ww wai stopped by a sport mans bullet dot jonah and the champion fish story an surpassed while ovon evon tho tha club to Is g sp ig with astonishment |