Show surprising after an uncle toms arbin performance for mance in a tent down in arkansas ono one of the women from the mixed audience strolled around to the dressing tent to catch a glimpse of the per fo formers dear wel in el she exclaimed excitedly as she noticed a little tot in it a huge yellow wig what little angel la Is this 7 that Is little eva maam responded uncle tom as he be mopped the he black from his bis face and started washing dishes well and what Is little evas name off the stager something poetical like evangeline Evangel lne or elvira ill wager uncle tom grinned and kept on of washing dishes no maam its ita mike alike he said simply imply little eva ts to a boy sure to yell the matter dill asked the brat confidence man you look downhearted 1 I dont want any more to do with rou fou snapped his former friend you told me that relieving those jays of their wallets would be uke like taking candy from a baby I 1 started d and they set let up a wall that could be heard for a block well old pard dont bo be mad dont that happen when you take candy from rom a baby 7 on on an the ross bos but while yer have yer beet feet on do de lesk leek and are puffing at a cigarette suppose de boss should call up baked asked the timid office boy oh I 1 have dat all fixed up con adud the bold office boy Ys ye see me an do de telephone goll are chums and when de boss is out and calls up de office she says lines busy and what does that mean meant why it means dat I 1 aint busy ceo cee CHOP SUEY it N 0 U sam key chinee lived in st louis louie hade cash out of hash called it chop suey tough times meat mat problems lina loom on every hand to worry u us that true tt ris tough when we lont dont net get and its ita tough friends when we do dl john bulls troubles trouble that is ibbe ithe picture of an english suffragette lust just before she hit bit the prime minister over ever the head bead with in umbrella what do you think of the penn hal sort of striking pose th ha be well doctor what is it alia ails my ausband nuo band he needs needa a long rest he Is in overworked youve got another guess doctor iles hes got a government job cobl I 1 yonkers statesman I 1 another variety 1 I have a lot of acres acrea in the country have you any oh yes where are they in my mouth about the same stu bb 1 I understand that wilkins sailed his cook a battleship ill did ho he really have the nerved nerve penn pen well he be cams came close to tt it ho called her a dreadnought 11 too inflammable dont let that man act as santa claus clans at your chill chilldress drens party why not because he has such a fiery disposition tion A suggestion emily her pet eab cat 1 I wish leo was one of those beautiful long haired An Ang gorna orns ellza eliza perhaps ho he would be it you taught him to use hair tonic in Sas slety wife heres anc another ilber invitation to dine at the nat leya what a boro bore those occasions lons are arc hub yes yea even their aro are dull not an authority hut tze taft af pf the pudding la Is in the ai vt r queried the inno inao catt c att you nouh yov vu pant paiit prove it by nie me cropped 90 rc dlight MAUD mullens HEYDAY HEY DAY maud muller I 1 in n the far away was wa busy raki ng meadow hay she had no time for or social din cause the liay hay had to go IT in iler her lather father had bad no boys boy to call cal i so 90 had to do it all she raked it early raked it late and hail had no time lime to make a date the village boys came now and then and saw the rake and oft again alast for maud she bhe saved tho the hay but I 1 oat lot a husband liua band evry day maud not the same ame todar to dar dayi she go BO out raking hay y she site iff upon the porch so no cool when she bhe has haa left the tha boarding mahool ac hool and nails the judge when he la in soled to take her for an auto ride her father has no hay to rako rake living on tee ice cream and calf calco they do not have to rako rake they say ay because an auto eats no hay bay THE SIZE OF IT 1 tom ilow how big Is your flat latt ethel etbel well its so eo small email we havo hav to use condensed milk the flirt basked I 1 aided it if there wax was a vacant spot in her heart and I 1 do declare she blasted my hopes hopee right on the dot when she rh gave me a vacant stars blare got some advice str sir I 1 have grown gray in your service began the old bookkeeper preliminary to asking tor for a raise 1 I was intending to speak to you about that responded the head bead of the firm get a bottle of hair dy dye e otherwise the juniar partner will be ba wanting to replace you with a younger man natural environment 1 7 I cant see how you can live out hero here la in so eo much mud grumbled the city friend as he be stead steadied led himself on the slippery il sidewalk dewalk just then I 1 came near turning turtle oh cheer hupf up laughed the tha optimistic suburbanite it if y novt turn turtle you wont mind the mud mu what he dreaded the Tb thespian esplan I 1 suppose your youl pt profession 0 is different from ours now in our profession we often get a hand band the Tramp Different from us ua boss in our line wo we are lucky if we dont get a toot foot NOW KOW TO FIGURE TIME A A W tv IT i mrs afro jonnson johnson how long lone has baa your cook been with you mrs airs Thompson Not long fang she came about two gasoline stoves ago conservation woodman spars pare that treel touch not a knot knol though Ilin choto lat far away there are others other on the job forecasting the tha ending these continued love stories art simply maddening they are handled bandied all wrong As to how bow the publishers ought to print 8 synopsis of succeeding chapters her ready weapon hobble bobble say pa what la in feminist femin int intuition 7 pa feminine intuition my son aon is ii what it a woman uses in making for herself blissful ignorance do you want employment asked the sympathetic woman 1 I dunno wot dat la is maam replied the husky hobo but ei rs ter eat youse may geraine gammo a few very prompt are ara the members of that famil quick to see an opening they must be for theres never i bole anywhere near that one ol of rhems not in it magazine fame them rhem polar explorers drew it tot fine how now got back too late for tried ate 2 an |