Show joke FAVORITE FICTION no im not a bit seasick im staying out hero on an deck to get the fresh air yes indeed the water la Is delightfully warm im coming out lecause sO promised mamma I 1 stay slay in mora afore than a minute or two its so eo good to get back to work again gaan after your vacation we had tb stop at the Chuck stake it bouso ouse because all the good hotels 1 were ro F pull ull 11 boats on this line make close con lection with trains at Sand sandville villa tor for at all points in the interior millie how flow I 1 envy you that splendid coat ot of marked down two little boys were selling lemon ado to earn circus money A thirsty old gentleman stopped at the stand ot at the first little boy and drank three glasses of the beverage lie ile then passed to the stand ef cf the tha secona lit tie boy are you aware he be asked pleasantly that the little boy across the way only asks three cents a glass for his lemonade while you charge five alvo the tad lad addressed answered very readily yes yea I 1 know mister but his bis lemonade Is what the puppy fell oil in metropolitan now new bed needed during the days a ot f the gold fever in said an old sea eoa captain tal n our ship was so crowded that you cot could ild hardly get a place placa to sic sleep ep captain said aid a man an when we w were ere ihre thre out 1 I have just got to have some omo to where have you been sleeping bleeding Ble called asked 1 11 I havo have been sleeping Ble on a sick ni man an the pa passenger suld said but hes bes getting betting better now success sounded that way 1 I 1 have millaid mislaid my fountain pen said the father 1 I 1 guests mother found IV it said bald the da daughter t 1 what makes you think so eo daugh t tor 0 because I 1 heard board her say shed been doing nothing but washing her hands bands jill all day 1 AT THE SEASHORE 3 Z the beautiful girl gift floundering about tn in the aart save met mal tho the married man have to ex cusa mo me im already married no wonder lion poets warble when spring in I 1 in tho the air but when they sing of 0 surn bummer mer hat boat what fervent looks look they bearis makes it embarrassing why were you to BO anxious to got bat away from that man mant KOB iles a socialist 1 I know but hes heo a very decent sort nothing at all dangerous about him oil oh yes but I 1 always hate to have to with a man who seems to know all about everything g embarrassing effort good intentions ought to count for remarked the generous if person terson nut they hey dont replied miss cayenne tho the most impolite acquaintance I 1 have Is one who lets you see what in an effort she to la making to be polite splendid generosity harry you do look nice la in this track dear but it cost me a heap of lioney mrs biro harry flarry you dear old boy I 1 what lo 10 I 1 care for money when wit its a guestion tuest guest lon of pleasing you london opinion not a bad guess are you interested in telepathy not a great deal but I 1 ca can tell you what you are thinking about at the tha present moment well felir you are thinking 11 1 I wonder what in n earth we can talk about getting on r ebata queer what Is tat I 1 I 1 I 1 last week my daughter wrote ma from the summer cummer resort that ghe engaged to a man named prank and la fit her next letta jette sha r ails him hilp john an apology the rha table looks loohs bare my dear 11 knew now it does doea why I 1 dress areas ad thi the an IV it salt please 1 I have hare been bean in tomo some very hot court coun tried indeed said eald the man who can caa tell lem em very hot countries how flow hot asked somebody well amazingly hot I 1 remembert once in india I 1 think it was waa we start ed a football club but we had bad to it up too hot to clayt bilay too hot to let me tell you tho the heat beat was so eo great that the air lo in the football expanded and it used to sail right away a way in the air wo we lost half a dozen balls like that great yes it la Is a fact and of course we only played football in the winter I 1 HE WAS I 1 nita mrs denton benton holma ive decided to give you a birthday gift this year benton mr air denton benton holm a all right just tell me what it shall be and ill buy it on my way home tonight A brute the meanest man I 1 ever taw saw A chop who should be put in lull joll contrived hla his wife to overawe and kept her from rom a bargain sale educational qualifications qualification it if they can train fleas I 1 wonder it they cant educate flies 1 I dont see why not flies files have aheady already demonstrated arithmetical powers in what way dont they multiply themselves an subtract from our food add to our worries and divide interest with the carm theory A gleam of hope 1 I 1 hear bear that Bil allters daughter eloped with ilia hla chaut chauffeur leur 11 yes and bitter wired hla his forgiveness what did he do that for jle he said he thought now there might bo be a chance tor for him to use his car puck get it so you think you are are anro entitled to a raise of salary yes yea sir I 1 nm am always the ilia first ono one hero here in the morning and the last to leave nt at night oh no argument I 1 happen to know that your homo home life la Is unhappy As aa a disturbing element mrs airs ferguson after the guest had gone georgo george why you ask dr fourthly to say eay grace mr ferguson 1 I was afraid it do laura there were too many things on the table of which dr woods hutchinson disapproves SURE I 1 the tha sport this ufa life ts Is a race tho the preacher yes yea but the fast nan seldom quits u t steering clear I 1 know a certain who seldom aldoro weara a frown out when him ht wife wl A rainy latts ile lingers linger late in town the th kind 1 I understand mr jc blots that youl sons sona ambition to become an aa aviator la 14 a great trouble to you yes yea wil its a soar affliction I 1 harmony johnson wore uch such a loud tennis gown to the game f t suppose POSO abo wanted it to match her racquet racquel detailed 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