Show I 1 L 1 a W 7 WHY SHE WAS PLEASED do you mean to tell me ma that you actually overcame that ancient antip ethy of yours for mrs and salted a ailed on her this attern afternoon said his cifes husband about the size of it replied her husbands wife and she was glad to seo see you I 1 there any doubt about it why do you think that well I 1 had on that old dress worn three seasons and a hat that la Is entitled to a prominent place in som como e museum tor for antiquities while she ha had on a new gown just from paris oh ch yes res im sure she was tickled to death figuratively speaking when I 1 called mostly hall A now new yorker bought one ot of those fine old colonial places down in virginia principally oil 09 information from friends when ho he went down to see sea his bla man lon ilon he be was waa much impressed by the great pillars the spacious porch ane aad pal particularly ticul arly the great hall running from rom the front to the back ot of the house lie ile inspected the place and came baek back to new york what shall you name it he be was waa asked 1 I think he replied 1 I shall call it t mostly hall i philadelphia satur lay evening post no L latitude a an irish school inspector was ex ei a class la in geography ile he had propounded a question regarding longitude and received a correct answer from a lad undergoing the ordeal and now ho he said what la Is la latitude ti after a brief silence a bright youngster with a merry twinkle in his bla eye said laid please sir air wo we have no lati latitude tudo la in ireland father says bays the british government wont allow us any london goadon scraps seems seema probable senator ventured the reporter an B rou look back over the campaign campal gri now can view it in perspective loes loea it not seem to you that there was wan er something lacking in the gen ral management 0 of it it does young man well what was it may I 1 ask votes I 1 thundered the eminent statesman Ita t ajesm poor father miss mass millions orge nava have to ask diner facher georgei george I doret dont like alko to your father always read demises remises mets me of 0 eating lobster miss millions what 10 tto lo apts ou mean by that george iles too rich and b bound to dis disagree airee with mo me WHAT WOULD STOP HER 4 1 11 mrs mm A G if the women woman would just rise rife up assert their rights march to the polls and demand to vote rote id like ilka to know what would stop atop them them mr A G A mouse still unanswered wa are advised to live and learn but why alar oti 05 why do people seldom leard to ilya ilva till lut just before they site diat bargain cigars altot also ife he 1 I hear bear that your husband has taken to smoking again I 1 thought you insisted that he ha should give it up she yes so BO I 1 did but I 1 found such euch a 6 pretty smoking jacket at a bargain sale al A P the wrong title ive called my now new song fallins falling dew 1 then my son bon it hlll a HI never bo be popular it la Is too strongly suggestive tiro of household bills and commercial notes motes effect of habit 1 I should think farmers would make the best kind of wall street Baan clera why ISO BO because it would come natural to them to water their stock his HI specialty the one you sar ay your friend la is in an eminent scientist ilas has he discor red ared any new truths I 1 tho the other oh no but he be ban baa originated quite a number of now new or er ats ra very quick would you touch tainted money it I 1 could find liny anybody body who had h I 1 cou eai touch I 1 have hava hoped I 1 have pinned punned 1 I have hav at riven to the will I 1 have abdai the th deed dead the brat beat that was in nia me ive iv riven given I 1 have haie prayed rray eil but the gods would no net I 1 heed chave X have dared and reached only disasters I 1 have hava battled and broken my lanc iam I 1 am bruised by a pitiless master that the tha weak and the th thild call chance I 1 lam am old I 1 am bent I 1 am cheated of all that youth urged mo me to win cut but name me not with the de defeated tomorrow again I 1 begin HIS WORRY ill I 1 I 1 I 1 s I 1 4 I 1 i boorem gude now the annual beer output Is gulper dewite lt it aint tho the output worrying me ita the intake beginning of the end this thins thing of oc heaping chaas ot of fire on an eremya head roust must unless coal quits jults getting higher and prices take a drop from africa burning strand A boston gentleman was vas showing a west african who to la interested in missionary work a number of photographs what la is this asked the visitor gazing in wonder at one of them oh ob a snapshot taken during a football scrimmage at the stadium but has your church no missionaries to send imong among these people 11 T was the quick rejoinder incorrigible lawyer now what did you and the defendant talk about T Witness 01 flak ink about fifteen fifteen aln i fit t r w ft fh t utes lawyer no tot not I 1 mean what did you talk overt over witness we talked over the t phone two can play at that game howard did you telephone mrs mr howard that I 1 would be detained at the office domce until midnights office boy yes sir and what did she bayl eay said she blame you she ehe had made an engagement to go to the theater tonight ber herself self S smart mart set heading off remarks remark 1 7 I should think sala the picture so on n tho the wall to the afie clock that you ought to bei be preparing for your end zook look hero here smarty replied the clock with striking scorn acorn dont dont you give me that old gag about my bourso belne being numbered A friend in need why does he be hate you iron sot sor 1 I offered to do him a favor once what was thi th favor ile ho said he wished he was dead and I 1 offered to give him a bottle of poison and then guard the door until he had accomplished his desire the th optimist jones lost a hundred at poker joker last night oh well even a misfortune like that is baa its ita bright side elde id like to know where the bright side to that Is laa 1 I won it HIS WORTH LD L scip D 1 41 L 1 r ditt dat borg dor good forr tor why nut hinl Ws iles got a peo gree cree A diagnosis Dg nol ile ha deems tho the world a dreary drearr place and all th the future blackl black there never was waa so no aad ad ajac yas I 1 of ever out of whack V all that kind la Is there a scrap of about that fight 1 I should may lay sol so it war all scrap 1 |