Show HOW SHE ESCAPED my dar darling linT cald mr Bp conamore tta he finished the third helping of his bis wife cifes 13 plum calie cake the light lightness nes a and flavor of 0 your excellent cake give a grand and emphatic dental denial to all the rubbish written in would be tunny funny papers about tho the incapacity of young wives to cook she nestled close to him or perhaps he continued it 11 nay may be that my own little akey la Is better than all others oh ducky she whispered how happy zou you mako make met band and then she thought how lucky luchy it was that sho she had had the sense to buy that cake at tho the bakers babkees his choice 1 I suppose you always prefer to enlist men who are not married T I 1 remarked to tho the sergeant who has bas charge of the recruiting station on cannon street no youre mistaken there he n hastened to reply 1 I preter prefer married men every time you see he went on to explain we dont have to go to the trouble of teaching married men to obey not all bad luck did you catch anything I 1 asked the honest fia fisherman lierman who had been spending a week with rod and line along tho the brooks and the rivers ot of new jersey no he growled then his face suddenly became bright with a happy smile as 8 he added 1 I even get a bite thanks to my good mosquito netting the other one real beauty Is indeed rare ha be remarked glancing disapprovingly at the crowd bilat that poured past along the broad brand walk though I 1 know thousands qt women thero there are but two I 1 consider beautiful who la Is she the girl at his side asked with quick interest and perhaps a tiny rabb flash of 0 jealousy ideas A GREAT FALLING OFF how abin little jimmy looks after his two weeks in the mountains did he really fall off much yep cliff house bouse barn cherry trees everything 1 A paradox contrary to la our human site te its history Is in brier brief thus thu joy rides in a motor car most alost always come to grief the first meeting 1 I am to meet the duko duke at the doca put but he has never seen you yon girl for means of identification he be la Is to wear a red carnation and I 1 am to carry a million dollars la in my left hand band what ho missed exclaimed mrs goodley just listen to that clergyman t im positive hes bes sweating swearing evidently hes hea missed his bis vocation no replied her husband 1 I think it was his train failed to make good the one yes he be was arrested because he made a bad impression the other why how bow was that tho the one well you see he gasn wasn t as aa good at counterfeiting ca as he thought he be was both unpardonable agnes says sho she will never have anything more to do with gladys which did ld gladys recommend A dressmaker or a summer hotel harpers bazar pare bare he saved the lives II 11 yea ot of half a dozen girls this season then he Is a hero oh he in any da danger riger he be was waa already married cain cafe de lobster mr crab have you anything sweet for or dessert today waiter walter Lobste rYes sir air uie the finest homemade home made jellyfish you ever tested tasted appropriate editor mr Nood lAal deporter Ke porter yes yea mr air editor 1 I want you to cover this too leo tare lure on the naked truth A nasty one my aly husband has bad only one bad ot of luck all his bis life vell why dianthe an he got gat a divorce I 1 beaetter Bla etter 1 i BRINGING IT UP TO DATE she sot got her grandona grand rna B old milk attic out of the attic made a meas about the th sewing room and then emerged from the again and ana with a smile ind and little met showed to the world a hobble hobb skirt then hid bid the hobble skirt irom from view anil and showed the tha world a tube tub gown too A bolster aldip alp town then than WM was shown hown then a tova stove pipe all her all these theae she he rot got ty by making oer on one kown frown that her grandmother wore wor THE UNEASY FEELING 1 I 3 1 jaso I 1 should like ilka to know what wisely meant this morning wellington what was it he be said bald ebrain I 1 happened to say I 1 tell all I 1 know andee said he should think it impossible tor for me to tell any part of 0 tt it the wedding cake oh you little god of cyment youre a delightful rake of all the gods and goddesses you alone take the cake just had to do it see here said eald the judge judda to the tha garrulous prisoner who was acting as an hla his own attorney have to cut out those interruptions I 1 wont allow you to waste the time of the court but your honor rejoined the prisoner what abat else eleo cau can I 1 doll dol ive got no lawyer to do it for or anet me inconvenienced low itow are you enjoying the state fair air 7 oh the fairs airs all right but im staying with my city rala relatives tives replied the farmer fanner and aad all got Is a common bathtub I 1 miss my morning shower terribly had some of his hl own derbesy brought back a bears head and a lynx both mounted as souvenirs of his vacation in the mountains have hav you any uch such fearful earful reminders deral T well I 1 have my weekly recel receipts pta tor for board and extras the reason my dog can scent a storm a mile a away ay I 1 then id get rid of 0 him why V because he be Is evidently a storm 11 THE USUAL WAY ali first arctic explorer ill bet th the thermometer Is close to the tha hundred mark back home second arctic Explore I 1 wish ish I 1 was there A sad homecoming home coming homeward tho the toller toiler wend bends his hi way ills thoughts thouR lita on an a good brood dinner bent sadly sadly hi he hear bears hla his sobbing wife say bay oh J johard tahe ha cook c ook has wit I 1 In spotted potted redd saw my tailor out to in hla his suto automobile today I 1 greene and did ho he spot you sure thing dont you see sea the mud all over my clothes I 1 yonkers statesman carefree care free bliss smith how do you remember to aia ter the plants planta when your you wife Is awa 1 brown oh ob I 1 leave tai wando open so 80 the storms storma can wet lem m harrera bazar 1 really dejected 1 I 1 will never marry now said the rejected r sp eltor aitor wbk wb not pray she aked it if you wont marry me ano who A fizz lea defect defect I 1 dont doat you think the tian nan at tho eoda water fountain has haa a queer queer thel effect of the soda aoda water rater dear |