Show i agu V 4 g mrs oom im 0 go amoo elgg in the bush lea beaque ue by W D BUSH J ophir held its annual ng saturday and the only thing it icke I 1 wa merry go round for the crowds to ride lots of peo pie thought they were on a mer ty go round after wh ie le but it was them that was gong go ng around ev erath ng else was stand ng st 11 mcfarland and hull nger dry canon in ne operators adre were the vho aho sponsored the affair A lot of the leonle up there work for AT and end H so t was more I 1 ke an employees outing I 1 guess macfar land lind and hull nger are the only b f ones left of all the old in ning concerns that used to be up a round aph r and mercur and they are do ng so well that they even have hae a baseball team some of the old t mers who had in ning claims in that area at f really struck it r ch and lots of them go to spend ther the winters in Calo cal frnia where there is no winters one character has a cafe in new orleans and is so well heeled that he wears trousers with a diamond studded zipper macfarland and hullinger are not that well off yet but close fri fn ends tell me they are now going after their second allion m alion of course macfarland and hullinger will agree with them but they say they haven t found the first million yet when they do though look out because they are out to have a winning ball club we in tooele thoele county w 11 probably see such men at bob feller joe dimaggio jo john h n ny mize stan mus al ralph kiner on ros ter maybe there wouldn rit t be any team in the county league that could beat dry canyon then but that would be 0 K as there has been one team that way this year so lack of competition would be nothing new to this league every load of ore that goes out of the canyon is recorded in the books it is quite interesting tho because it isn t recorded like other companies record their business when a load goes out the checker writes DOWN PAYMENT ON JOE DIMAGGIO then for the next load FIRST MONTHS SALARY FOR LOU BOUDREAU and so it keeps up by this time next year macfar land and hullinger Hull mger should have enough set aside to buy the op ton t on of the boston red sox then they w 11 take over the duo change the name to the dry ca von no so sox and go to work on the coi cot nty league then we i 11 1 see if that darn chem ic c I 1 team is so hot the celebration at aph r went off 0 K anyway except for th children s races some of the older population had a little too much ophir mountain dew and were in ohp r second childhood they were do enright insulted when the of f rals wouldn t let them run in th kids races there was a dance that night to the music of the royal seren iders py that time of course no andy farad who was as playing or in fact not many even knew who was playing in fact some of them didn dian t know anything but taking eiery everything thing into con s aeration de ration it was a great event with everyone adm eting he could n t have had a better time A man who was kicked by an army mule 31 years ago and filed claim for damages at the time was finally rewarded last week dent truman s ened an allocation of several thousand dollars for him wh ch shows to what a man will go to get a vote and anyway I 1 don t see where the man has any gripe coming he d t have to wait very long he should have tried to buy a house from the history tells us that the first A merican to engage in meat pack mg was william of springfield massachusetts who in 1653 started to drive cattle to bos ton judging from some of the meat I 1 ve eaten lately ill bet he s fin ally arrived there according to scientists earth quakes occur on the average of ev ery ls 1412 hours a major earthquake every 6 days wish I 1 d found that out before I 1 moved to the highlands and according accord ng to statistics the average american consumes 1874 quarts of milk a year if there are 8 people in tooele thoele and vicinity that means they are drinking I 1 quarts every year at 18 cents a quart the figure comes to 00 now before you head for droubay s or bevan s or buzianis s to ask for a donation for your poor old uncle rudolph who is afflict ed with corns remember one thing what an awful income tax they must have to pay ADVICE AT PARTING early to bed and early to rise won wont t help you much if you don t advertise |