Show A New Approach from Indiana Open up those pearly gates Millions of eager citizens their fists bulging with gold pieces are pursuing the tax collector This may sound like the opening scene for a TV spectacular yet its it's not as fetched far-fetched as it appears For taxes are about to be made popular Weve We've just read a a headlined banner news story in the Indianapolis Star which reports that Indiana's Gov Harold W. W W Handley has obtained the tI services of an advertising agency to take the fantastic label off the state budget The agency's reported function will witt willbe willbe be to dramatize taxes in a way that will make the people eager for more of them like children for candy New Yorks York's Gov Averill Harriman meanwhile is quoted by the Associated Press as stating People need to be educated educated educated edu edu- to the satisfaction of paying taxes If this thing spreads theres there's no tellIng telling tell teU- ing where it may end We can almost hear the tho commercials now This one might be especially popular with filling station operators faced with dramatizing the 40 per cent or so on gasoline Our gasoline is best For its it's coated with taxes They're a cinch to digest if the patient relaxes Enterprising legislators could offer a whole bundle of taxes by using this mouthwatering jingle Sing a song of six pence pocket full of Rye Four and twenty tax taxes Baked Ina in ina a pie A tax in every pot would become the tho slogan of government Two-tax Two families would be unheard of Tax collectors would bo be the idols of the land The national debt would be paid off oft in no time at nt all aU and the Presidents President's budget t could run over billion without a gripe from Congress Eventually the tho nations nation's business would come como to a still stand as consumers di discovered oo e it U is more fun to pay lay taxes s than buy goods Tax ration stamps stamp would be issued for the bread brood line while bigger and amt better ad agencies struggled to pull the country out of a depression by un dramatizing taxes and again making them unpopular Fantastic Of c course ur it is But wed we'd better keep an eye on this In Indiana iana ex ex- ex- ex |