Show I PET PEEVE II I Ii I i NOW ow that It is election time ItI It itis I J. J Is almost dangerous to get out upon the street I t was strolling along the other I day when a candidate got me cor nored Old buddy says gays he pounding pound ing me on en the back bock and shaking my hand until my arm almost dropped off I hope you and your family are supporting me In La my race Well says I 1 I. I That depends upon how you stand on the playground play ground Issue Im for It It says he Yes sir were we're going to build a fine park a public golf goU course tennis courts a swimming pool an auditorium that will seat scat people 1 i gymnasIum gymnasium gym gymS and outdoor fireplaces for lor picnics As the conversation continued we were joined by another candi date A few lew more private citizens joined the circle Thirteen more candidates walked up My corner was getting extremely small This says I to myself Is getting out of hand Then with wilh an innocence that I Idid Idid Idid did not feel I says It j all aU sounds like lite socialism to me The roar that roar i that followed shook the street lights to their very tion Fifteen candidates and the same number of v voters let loose a barrage of arguments I ducked and retreated to my office From the window I watched the crowd increase and the arguments become be come hotter holter As I expected a punch was landed and the riot was on The final result Eight candidates candi dates paid fines for disorderly conduct conduct con con- duct seven apologized to the court for ill temper and bad Judgment and the voters went home happy and pleased with the entire per pot Democracy In to action Is wonder wonder- I full |