Show ONCE OVER King Kin and Queen Need Heed More Jack H. H I. I By By Phillips Phillips- King George Georg I it II finding it 1110 to so bard to 10 live Ii on 0 what hilI h bi be get that lb the Government is II going to 10 take ilk tome some of o othe the Ib expenses expense x of off off I his bit bands bandt and el give gill him a raise Newt i Item II tern Queen George Queen George I Just cant can't cut down much more things are so high King Youve You've just got to to my dear and so have I. I The high cost of living knocks a frightful hole in my a year yea in revenues and privy purse Why Queen Queen Why dont don't you ask for tor a raise I King Kins I did but you know how bow a aKing aKing aKing King feels about mentioning money monel these days Queen Everybody everywhere has been demanding wage raises You haven't asked for tor one since we were married Kins I King I have to be careful honey If It other people dont don't get geta a raise they can go on strike stage demonstrations and break windows You and I couldn't do that Queen A A strange look in fn her ber eyes eyes How Id I'd love to break a window sometime Wb Why should the common people have all aU the fun tun King We Klu Wo shall shaU have to scrimp a little on household expenses expense Queen Dont Don't Don't Dont look at me roe What about you 01 economizing King Ive I've Ive I've laid lard up the tho large four coach for tor the season eason Anda And a new Stone of Scone can wait walt Couldn't you save on phone bills beat and light Ugh It If Queen If you expect me the Queen of England to go around turning oft off lights and radiators radiator George youre you're craz crazy King What King What about groceries I Queen suppose we could switch butchers mD King Are Are Are we using enough cold cuts I Queen I simply wont won't start rung running run ning around to delicatessen shops to save a few pennies King Could King Could we save anything by eating out Queen Dont Don't Don't Dont ever let anybody else hear you ask a question like that George Start eating out and even your wont won't last long King Couldn't King Couldn't we have a little outdoor barbeque now and then Just us self-sacrifice self and paper plates you know Queen Ill I'll Ill I'll wager Eddie and WalUe are not eating on paper plates JUn King Now King Now Now look here you promised prom not to bring them up They have bave to economize too Queen Not Not from what I read inthe inthe In Inthe the papers King King King-Ilow How many quarts of milk is the milkman leaving now Queen t I haven't an Idea It would be a fine tine thing if U some newsman newsman news news- man snapped me at the tha back door counting milk bottles King King King-I t I dont don't want to be unreasonable un un- reasonable dear but youve you've got to help trim a little here hero and there Queen as the King absentmIndedly edly allows his cigarette to burn ahole a ahole ahole hole on a piano plano piano There It Its It's things like that which run up bills bill around this house King Kin Cas ss as the phone rings That rings That was Winnie bo bei hes coming over to dinner Queen Then There goes COet the budget idea You know how bow be he eats cab I. I If walking waiting raised runway run run- way WilY 11 an open sewer lewer under our childrens children's feet teet and poison polson the very air all they breathe And 50 years ago we had no movies with their everlasting displays display of dull looking beauties walking a raised runway before the gluttonous eyes of rows of ot smoking newspapermen and judges beauties who are tenths nine-tenths naked and casually casually cas cas- negligent of an any displacement displacement displace displace- ment of ot that remaining tenth of coverage During the more than 20 0 years that I have been writing these articles articles ar ax tidies I have rarely taken the position position tion of crusader Lon Long long ago I wrote of ot the futility of war war war-ot of all wars Encouraged b by more than let letrI rs about that I lectured many man many times on the subject of ot peace I never was paid for a lecture but I J did receive unexpected petted eggs more than once and nd some ome remarkable offerings b by mail mall A pistol and poison polson tablets and notice from one great maga magazine ne group that it was done with me me forever But that's that beside the point Now I am crusading in a mild mUd way again I want to ask the women who tee fee as al I do du to notify their favorite movie theatres theatre by postcard that they dont don't want any more mol beauty |